I read one article about the man who dropped an elephant out of the bow.
What about Legolas?

Spam in ASKA:
"Bike without a saddle - a new generation of prostate massage machines on pedal traction"

How terrible it is to live... >_<

she(16:37:43 8/09/2010)
I touch your eggs with my hand.

he(16:37:53 8/09/2010)
And in general. This does not excite me. I like tough things.

he (16:38:00 8/09/2010)
well

she(16:38:19 8/09/2010)
I take the armor out of the bag and lick you on the eggs.]->

he (16:38:24 8/09/2010)
ridiculously

she (16:38:30 8/09/2010)
I have tried ?

and max:
How to tie a sea node?
and Sokol:
Turn your headphones carefully.
2) Put in your pocket
3) You get, the sea node is ready!

Dressed by:

When I was a grandfather, I painted, and my mother said my grandfather went.

by Andrei:

understood
I have been watching porn since childhood.
Mom says I went to Daddy.

The school was burned.
Explaining the difference between the simple and the difficult way to solve the problem, he gave:
“Why should I twist the thumb with three fingers if I can only point one finger and everything will be clear?”

Igor Golyzhbin: on the radio they said that laziness and way of life is inherited...to my children what, in general, PZDC? and (

Let us eat.
The occasion?
I got along with my boyfriend.)
What caused the quarrel?
My friend and I were drunk.

thx (12:09:15 10/09/2010)
trindets - send a resume to the sales manager - one photo in the bathroom, where it is wrapped with a towel, the other - in a swimsuit))

yyy (12:09:29 10/09/2010)
O_O

Reliana: Camus was able to enjoy the sun, the sea... women...
Sirion: In order not to rejoice in the sun, the sea and women, you have to be a furious vampire pederist.

Shatillova
And you will not explain to your mom at all that if all the unsigned disks are folded into a clean bunch - it's not an order, it's a shit.

From the heart:
I remember at the time the era of pagers was and we bowed over the root decided, left his pager number in the city dating service in the gay section, well a man at that time was doing the repair of compops, actually one pigeon dropped his number, they called, each thought of his now and actually Kirill went to him (thought the computer to repair), and that understandably...
Actually, according to the stories of a friend, a pigeon opens the door in a hoodie and says a cognac and so on, they drank and the boy says, let's do something, and Kirill looks at the computer like not where it is, barely dropped from there.
After a month he did not talk to us.

xxx: ksta, yesterday watched the family "How to train a dragon"
YYY: We watched in the cinema
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY))))
I have a small seat on it.
I have tried anal.
yyy: I liked it))
xxx: Draco is such a coffee, just a little bit of anonymous))
xxx: "anal" - is it "analyze this cartoon" or "anal sex"? ))
Tagged: fucking
Don’t be stupid...
Yyy: I can’t talk so long about the mults))))

My girlfriend is in shock today.
Domovoy: She advised me to put the status fun in order to raise self-awareness.
Domovoy: Listened, wrote "Ura! I am happy, rich, sexy, beautiful and positive!
In 10 minutes, a message comes from her:

"Change status)))) but as a fool some... all heroic, and he is happy..."

YYYY
Tell me where you can download the scanner to see through the clothes. Please!! to

xxxx
Do you believe in Pokémon?

About 3D Porn:
How to make manual glasses?
- Well, attach two films to different eyes - to one red, to the other blue.
Fuck the fuck! Both hands will be occupied. Give me these glasses?

xxx: I never understood, in instance, my teaching of matana.
YYY: Is this the one who spoke Polish?

Her tongue is cursed.
Mmm... cool...
The main thing is that the member is not cursed.
O_O
The main thing is that she has no member.

xxx: I come to the sweet, I say - the boss sent for the swabs.
XXX: I immediately ask – where is she flying?

From one shop:
Awakening by Hanel
The alarm clock doesn’t stop ringing until you pick it up 30 times.