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[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №35849
 10.09.2010
I read one article about the man who dropped an elephant out of the bow.
What about Legolas?

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №35848
 10.09.2010
Spam in ASKA:
"Bike without a saddle - a new generation of prostate massage machines on pedal traction"

How terrible it is to live... >_<

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №35847
 10.09.2010
she(16:37:43 8/09/2010)
I touch your eggs with my hand.

he(16:37:53 8/09/2010)
And in general. This does not excite me. I like tough things.

he (16:38:00 8/09/2010)
well

she(16:38:19 8/09/2010)
I take the armor out of the bag and lick you on the eggs.]->

he (16:38:24 8/09/2010)
ridiculously

she (16:38:30 8/09/2010)
I have tried 😉

[ + 103 - ] Comment quote №35846
 10.09.2010
and max:
How to tie a sea node?
and Sokol:
Turn your headphones carefully.
2) Put in your pocket
3) You get, the sea node is ready!

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №35845
 10.09.2010
Dressed by:

When I was a grandfather, I painted, and my mother said my grandfather went.

by Andrei:

understood
I have been watching porn since childhood.
Mom says I went to Daddy.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №35844
 10.09.2010
The school was burned.
Explaining the difference between the simple and the difficult way to solve the problem, he gave:
“Why should I twist the thumb with three fingers if I can only point one finger and everything will be clear?”

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №35843
 10.09.2010
Igor Golyzhbin: on the radio they said that laziness and way of life is inherited...to my children what, in general, PZDC? and (

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №35842
 10.09.2010
Let us eat.
The occasion?
I got along with my boyfriend.)
What caused the quarrel?
My friend and I were drunk.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №35841
 10.09.2010
thx (12:09:15 10/09/2010)
trindets - send a resume to the sales manager - one photo in the bathroom, where it is wrapped with a towel, the other - in a swimsuit))

yyy (12:09:29 10/09/2010)
O_O

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №35840
 10.09.2010
Reliana: Camus was able to enjoy the sun, the sea... women...
Sirion: In order not to rejoice in the sun, the sea and women, you have to be a furious vampire pederist.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №35839
 10.09.2010
Shatillova
And you will not explain to your mom at all that if all the unsigned disks are folded into a clean bunch - it's not an order, it's a shit.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №35838
 10.09.2010
From the heart:
I remember at the time the era of pagers was and we bowed over the root decided, left his pager number in the city dating service in the gay section, well a man at that time was doing the repair of compops, actually one pigeon dropped his number, they called, each thought of his now and actually Kirill went to him (thought the computer to repair), and that understandably...
Actually, according to the stories of a friend, a pigeon opens the door in a hoodie and says a cognac and so on, they drank and the boy says, let's do something, and Kirill looks at the computer like not where it is, barely dropped from there.
After a month he did not talk to us.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №35837
 10.09.2010
xxx: ksta, yesterday watched the family "How to train a dragon"
YYY: We watched in the cinema
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY))))
I have a small seat on it.
I have tried anal.
yyy: I liked it))
xxx: Draco is such a coffee, just a little bit of anonymous))
xxx: "anal" - is it "analyze this cartoon" or "anal sex"? ))
Tagged: fucking
Don’t be stupid...
Yyy: I can’t talk so long about the mults))))

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №35836
 10.09.2010
My girlfriend is in shock today.
Domovoy: She advised me to put the status fun in order to raise self-awareness.
Domovoy: Listened, wrote "Ura! I am happy, rich, sexy, beautiful and positive!
In 10 minutes, a message comes from her:

"Change status)))) but as a fool some... all heroic, and he is happy..."

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №35835
 10.09.2010

YYYY
Tell me where you can download the scanner to see through the clothes. Please!! to

xxxx
Do you believe in Pokémon?

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №35834
 10.09.2010
About 3D Porn:
How to make manual glasses?
- Well, attach two films to different eyes - to one red, to the other blue.
Fuck the fuck! Both hands will be occupied. Give me these glasses?

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №35833
 10.09.2010
xxx: I never understood, in instance, my teaching of matana.
YYY: Is this the one who spoke Polish?

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №35832
 10.09.2010
Her tongue is cursed.
Mmm... cool...
The main thing is that the member is not cursed.
O_O
The main thing is that she has no member.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №35831
 10.09.2010
xxx: I come to the sweet, I say - the boss sent for the swabs.
XXX: I immediately ask – where is she flying?

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №35830
 10.09.2010
From one shop:
Awakening by Hanel
The alarm clock doesn’t stop ringing until you pick it up 30 times.

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