The employee writes to the boss in the morning.
C: Hello to you! I am in Europe, I am late.
Halo, what about Europe?
A: A shopping mall and a toilet.

I am 36. Two works and rehearsals. I caught myself thinking about retirement with tenderness.

When will you remember? There is no word "to try", there is "to try" and "to try"!

The extreme...
Not the extreme, but the last.! to
and well. The last flesh.

When I go for soap, and there is a letter "Depression after vacation". First thought: pf, no vacation - no depression =))

I have one book, something like “110 Sexual Advice.” Mostly erotic nonsense. I have not opened it for a long time, and then, in a spark of passion with my insight, I grab it and say:
"Name any page, we will perform whatever it is there!".
He calls, I open and read with my most erotic voice:
"Arranging in the bedroom a change in feng shui to create a love atmosphere..."
O_O

to this
England and Britain are on different continents.

They are neighboring two other countries, the Netherlands and the Netherlands.

[10.09.2014 9:39] Today I was convinced in the saying "accidentalities are not accidental": yesterday on the lighthouse I met a girl quite not bad, but in her initially I was interested in her socks. Fuck him well. He went down to the subway and stood up in the wagon. I do not strict anyone. He turns his head and stands next to him. Okay I think sometimes. He got out of the car and made a transfer. She is sitting again. What for? In the end, she may accept me and the maniac who is watching her. The first came out of the car. Already standing at the lighthouse turned around and saw her going again. I already think - well, it would be just an abyss if she lives in my house, but not. I think okay. Today at work I go out of the toilet (and we have different cabins and one dishwasher) and she enters. She was shorter on the floor than I was working.

The Torrent Tracker:
Canadian porn actress in the Indian horror film, here even pushing is scary, not what to watch))))))

Kosiak Kosiak - Another antivirus message popping up on the screen at the Kaspersky Lab event

xxx: sex on porn sites in the Gay section was visited.
XXX: The new iPhone is presented.

Did you finally break up with Daesh? and ;)
I even removed her user from the console :D
Oh yeah, that’s really serious ?

Why do our people so love to create problems with their own hands and then weep and complain about an unhappy life? Why: 1) Buy in credit all kinds of shit, wanting to get puzzled, and then for months to sit on the bench 2) Give birth and raise children in the utility 3) Years to live with unloved spouses 4) Blame the government, but not to move a finger to bring in order yourself or your home 5) A lifetime to dream about something, but do nothing to realize a dream. 6) Having money, bring your teeth to such a state that it remains only to crack 7) Maintain relationships with clearly inadequate relatives who do not put you in anything.

People, let logic and common sense come with you!

>>...And when a child arranges hysteria about the lost puddle, not only at two nights you will be confused, believe it....<<

A child at the age of consciousness of the "lost snail" at two o'clock at night should sleep. If the child suddenly starts at 2 p.m. crying, it indicates serious health problems. Whether with physical health, or with mental health, or with the child, or with his parents...

The Stranger:
From the description of one job of a large oil company: "Conditions: remote work 20/10, accommodation in comfortable wagons, hot food"

Well yes. Very remote work.

You are ruining everything! I am offended by you!
What do I "destroy all"? I do what you ask me! They are not offended for this!
I know you don’t know women :D

I decided to set up my life, in 3 days I wrote 2 sheets with things and plans... Today I decided to start performing and realized that I lost them (

The call:
We were just there, looking at a long black chair.
– Yes...
I want a white short.

Dialogue with a girl colleague, who again came to work at 13:30 with a free schedule, and suffers from it.

YYY: I’m all trying to introduce the regime.
XXX: And where is he?
I am leaving work on time.

In my office today again was filmed some high-spiritual Russian series - not that "The Curve Against Gorbatho", not that "The wide-spread legs of Dusi Raspriskina". I stood, I smoked, I watched the process: they shouted "Motor!", a crazy mass woman ran, a BNV ha-six (white color - probably a melodrama, not a militant) - and here suddenly the roar of a wounded bison is spread: "Achtizhopthoucherekrommylo!!!". Oh, I think, it’s a bit like – probably about the bandits! But the process stops - and the screams begin. It turns out that the picture was parked (completely according to the rules) car, but the owner could not be found, despite the "Call, if it interferes..." on the glass - it turns out, the man stupidly forgot the phone in the ashes. Then the filmmakers promptly turned Belarus into the Russian Federation, sticking the numbers with imitation of Russian number marks. And it has to happen that the car enthusiast approached his "cockpit" unnoticed and saw that the car is no longer quite his.