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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №133392
 10.09.2016
People are by nature polygamous. If you have monogamy, then the flag is in your hand. And when a couple’s relationship is built on the unification of souls, not a whisper, then there may be an option that they both like to have fun together in sex clubs, swing and all that. If both spouses agree on this option, then the concept of betrayal is clearly drawn by your ears here.

You forgot to add the word "some". Some people are polygamous and do not object to the polygamy of the partner. They are lucky. Worse, if such a polygamous coincides with a monogamous. It is very bad when the polygamy itself, and from the partner you expect strict monogamy (black men almost always require absolute loyalty from wives and mistresses, up to the sweater in the floor and the eye down).

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №133391
 10.09.2016
xxx: well, I just got to work somehow, went to the network on the server and oh%&l, seeing the folder "DOCUMENTS OF COMAR"

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №133390
 10.09.2016
Comments to the post "Mattha Remembers Everything":
"Do not tell Mikhalkov, or you will have to pay a tax on memory devices."

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №133389
 10.09.2016
A criminal told a story.
He goes out to the car after work, and he has a lock hanging on the door. And the note: "If you want a key - translate 2000 p to the SB map by the number of bodies XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX. After that you will receive a text message with the place where the key lies"
He, not thinking long, got the crime suitcase, removed his fingers from the castle, returned to the department, broke the body on Papilon, after which he called on the specified number, told his owner his name, where he lives, what we judge, where he sat, in general, all his ankle, and said that he waits half an hour, after which he himself goes to him with a squad of omons. Twenty-five minutes later, the “keykeeper” rushed to him and handed him the key and a bottle of expensive cognac.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №133388
 10.09.2016
The noble Don:
Why do they make hundreds of stupid movies about the zombie apocalypse? I would rather have made a movie about how to survive the apocalypse.
removed already. It is called idiocracy.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №133387
 10.09.2016
There were many different friends. Suddenly it turned out that Semonych was sentenced to two terms for murder and in the zone still caught twice five for the same - not a single spell and a Russian language teacher's speech. To the question “Achotak?” the answer was simple “This is in the concept zone, and here is ordinary life.”
And who is the fan replaces the normal language - the usual features that follow the hole in the zone.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №133386
 10.09.2016
My body is constantly improving in an attempt to get at least a minute of extra sleep. Options: sleeping, looking at the monitor or talking on the phone are long passed stages. Here is a recent case. I don’t know how the creators of my alarm got it, but compared to the screaming signal of the screams from a fantastic film, burning people’s brains is just a child’s whistle. So, I managed to fall asleep under these hellish sounds for almost 20 minutes because I had a dream in which my boss instructed me to count how many times the alarm would sound before I woke up. I don’t remember how many dozens of signals I counted, but then I crashed and woke up.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №133385
 10.09.2016
The subject of foreign and not very names.
I don’t know the name, but there was a client named Oiyakivi. Don’t get rid of it "A I tomato" was very, very difficult)))

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №133384
 10.09.2016
A: a cat is a universal and comprehensive filler of the room. Meow all around, so to say.
BBB: Yes, it is very correctly noted - such an area rises from time to time, especially if you do not feed on time.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №133383
 10.09.2016
She: I think the flame of our passion has gone out a little bit.
she: we need to buy such a thing...it’s still a fire in the carpenter blowing up...
Vamp: What is the fur?
Vamp: A pretty thick hint
She: ^_^

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №133382
 10.09.2016
Shit, it is offensive! I work in a sanitary store. Yesterday evening, 2 puppies of 10 years old come in, consider the 32nd (the thinnest) sewer pipes, ask businessfully what length, I tell them everything in detail, decide to take a half-meter. They get a bunch of little things - it is missing. They ask, and which other tubes can you advise? I show -metalloplast PPRK, PND. Then I ask, and you why? We don’t care about them, they answer.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №133381
 10.09.2016
The person who posts here unconnected nonsense, know - if you do not stop, the liver will be yellow and granular. She will still whisper under the knife of a pathanatom, but you won’t hear it anymore.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №133380
 10.09.2016
I will answer:

Diamond: what makes a ten-kilogram cat when seeing a human face to think: "Perfect! We are here!"

The warm breath of man.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №133379
 10.09.2016
Asked for a characteristic that distinguishes the age groups of female persons - you will get - a quite formal and clear characteristic. How to use it, decide for yourself.
By the way, in this regard the question - and how to distinguish between a boy / young man / old man?))

Cut a member and look at the number of annual rings

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №133378
 10.09.2016
Five attackers broke into a psychiatric hospital in Moscow.

They become patients as quickly as possible.

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №133377
 10.09.2016
== The acquaintance argued that it is necessary to say "karateist", not "karatist".

And the Karatists I knew argued that it is necessary to say "karateka". And unfortunate shit...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №133376
 10.09.2016
The course on the second or third for the holidays had to go home on the upper side shelf of the plateau, with normal tickets I flew. He entered the car and found his side. Behind me was a 70+ old woman, thin, slightly trembling. He said goodbye to her, put his bag on the shelf and went to sit with friends at the other end of the car. Coming back to sleep closer to 24, the old lady was all awake. I wish her a good night and went to sleep. My weight at that time was 85 probably with a height of 192.

I wake up in the morning and see an elderly woman sitting still more trembling. There was a similar dialogue:

Good morning to you!

and good. My dear, I held your shelf in my hands all night, afraid that you would fall and kill me.

............

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №133375
 10.09.2016
Repair computers at home. Called the client, said that the problem was solved and he could come to pick up the system block. When asked how much, he replied that 750 rubles. In three hours he arrived. He gives money and says, "There are 700 rubles, no more, 50 rubles later." Okay, but don’t forget, I say. The money was not counted, and it was already dark. At home I counted, it turned out to be 1100 he gave me - instead of 100 accidentally put 500. I don't need someone else, I still owe 50 rubles, I think, when he gives, I will return him more. However, half a year has passed and still does not give a half-point. It was expensive.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №133374
 10.09.2016
In general, people, where does this love of appeals come from? Why not start a phrase with the banal "sorry"? The Japanese do that (chattō, sumimasan). And in a conversation with acquaintances, you had to insert the name of the interlocutor in almost every phrase. Know, Carnegie was wrong, many do not like the sound of their name!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №133373
 10.09.2016
The driver told me from work. He previously worked in a factory. To get there, we had to go through the passageway. And there was a guard who already loved to count fans to drink strongly on the eve of the shift. In order to hear the doorstep, he lifted his head out of his window as far as possible, literally fencing the road through the turniket. And one day, a worker going to work, during this action, kissed him in the cheek. Since then he did not do that anymore.

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