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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №107990
 11.01.2015
In the wood powder is not necessary at all. Something that smells awful when burning. Then you will either recognize the thieves by their smell, or they will stop stealing.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №107989
 11.01.2015
Now advertising is interested in me "Do you want to buy wood?"

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №107988
 11.01.2015
The habit of calling coupled winchesters by names that initially mean a pair is convenient (such as Phobos and Deimos). Today I came up with another pair and I was able to remember the wonderful pair of Trurel and Klapauci, the most pleasant thing is that they came in the first letters! Good weekend to all cats!

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №107987
 11.01.2015
I love vegan flavors :)

The most famous spontaneous violence was the incident with Bernard Getz. The camarade was seriously squeezed, so in response to the next "give the little things, and if we find?" he just shot four, and the last, lying, - in emphasis, control. In our country, he would rot on a lifetime, and so - became a small icon of self-defense and an example for brave citizens. He voted for mayor, but lost the election because of imposing vegetarianism on everyone. When Bernie wished to introduce exclusively vegetarian diets in hospitals and schools, the people decided that he had taken enough franges in his life, and in terms of supplements, let him now go on.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №107986
 11.01.2015
He squeezed his foreheads with the remains of the deodorant left by the woman. I thought the bottle was empty, but it turned out that there was still a hair lacquer in it!

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