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[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №41518
 11.01.2011
You are a confident person if, by pressing Ctrl + C, you close
the folder without pressing Ctrl+V in another.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №41517
 11.01.2011
In the Metro:
Do you have Lolita?
(It extends the book)
This is a great book! It’s about her relationship with Cécile!
Is there a Nabokov?
(A minute of stumbling at the seller)
This is a singer, right?

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №41516
 11.01.2011
Eldow: How are you with Marinka?
Serg: It’s all great :)
You don’t think about Kesha anymore?
Serg: Hey... no, we’ve been separated for half a year now, she’s a stranger to me.
Eldow: and no feelings remained? Do you mind who she is with?
Serge : Absolutely. Why are you so interested in my personal life?
Eldow: I want to mess up with Khushka, you don’t mind...
Serge: I will kill the naked!! You and that fool.
Eldow: x_x

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №41515
 11.01.2011
You have to be such an idiot. I put it in the USB!!!I sit down, the computer is not on. Please help someone!)

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №41514
 11.01.2011
<[Sky]26916> you know who I have mom and mom sppy tarshy major melitsya

<[Sky]Buy_BK0011> [Sky]26916: Better teachers of the Russian language were.

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №41513
 11.01.2011
I was brought a lot of micro whiskey from the Czech Republic in bottles of 50 ml... and also micro-chren-know-what-so... 45% transparent.
Maybe a tequila?
The 0.33 beer of Pilsner Urquell is really beer.
I am chase! Drink and make a drink. buy glass bottles with a collar of zero two, and put on the micro table a microbubble and a microbubble... make another microbubble, microbubble and drink from microglasses. The microbiome!
Under the minimum techno! Mega... yeah... that is to say, micro-minimalism...)
WOW : Certainly! and a microwave. The pocket. Warming up the sofa.
XHH: corporate in ROSNANO! )))

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №41512
 11.01.2011
It helped me to quit smoking.)
WOW: 0 o?? to
I bought instead of cigarettes and when I wanted to smoke I fed them homeless cats))

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №41511
 11.01.2011
Labradors are a fun breed, they have 4 characteristics: strength, agility, endurance...
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY :)

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №41510
 11.01.2011
I decided to wash my feet. It is small, does not come in.
This is probably a microwave dish.
XXX is true!! I just noticed, the salad is written.

[ + 92 - ] Comment quote №41509
 11.01.2011
Web0worm: Yesterday I was stuck in the cycle...I need to sleep more.
Web0worm: When I was sitting at the computer, I thought - why not drink hot milk? He went to the kitchen, poured milk, put it in the microwave while it was heating, went back to the compot.
Web0worm: after a while I thought, why should I not drink hot milk? I went to the kitchen, poured milk, opened the microwave... struck... but it was unfortunate to pack the cup and so I left both in the microwave, and went to the notepad while it was heating.
Web0worm: You won’t believe... the story has repeated for the third time... but this time I thought that in order to not forget about milk, you need to take a notepad into the kitchen. I put my three cups of milk, I sit in the kitchen, bor read. Web0worm: Suddenly the thought: "Oh, what am I doing in the kitchen? Well I’m here, why don’t I drink hot milk?
Web0worm: I sit and drink my four cups.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №41508
 11.01.2011
xxx: I am on Facebook a boy is constantly crawled in "maybe you know", I was sitting, I thought, so cute, I saw somewhere
XXX: It is now
XXX: The Pride

[ + 74 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41507
 11.01.2011
on avito advertisement on sale "two-bed bed".... my bed +2 to rage, -5 to endurance

[ + 66 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41506
 11.01.2011
Only in Mat. In the analysis of the fictional hernia with the help of other fictional hernia, one, the fox, very true theorem is obtained, stronger than which is only the eggs of Chuck Norris.

[ + 93 - ] Comment quote №41505
 11.01.2011
at the forum court-med experts discuss the topic of foreign bodies that were found in the bodies:

XHH is 6. The most interesting thing - in the rectum - an audio tape.
Which recording was on the cassette?
XHH: What are you? This is a thing. No one dared listen.
Hm... maybe it was still a boat writer? ))

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №41504
 11.01.2011
by Nicholas:
Are you still angry with me?

and Xenia:
No is

by Nicholas:
Ufff!Apologies mean accepted!<SMILE> I love it

and Xenia:
No, they were not accepted. I never get angry for long.

The hatred of you by a clever serpent hid in the shells of my soul.

by Nicholas:
I will cast into your soul a mango of unlimited love for me.

and Xenia:
Fuck it ?


[ + 59 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41503
 11.01.2011
The neighbor is currently playing Heroes 5, I gave him a disk. He wanted to play the "Lords of the North" campaign (and the disc has already returned to me). The computer issues the message "The Lords of the North require a disk!". Thus appear to be the harsh Vikings, stunning tails with screams "We require a disk!"

[ + 98 - ] Comment quote №41502
 11.01.2011
From the forum:
<The Knight on an Earl Horse>: How to change the nick?!?!?! to

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №41501
 11.01.2011
I have a serious conversation with you!
Married together?
Oh yeah no.
and?
Why is there more sponge in one nose than in the other?

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №41500
 11.01.2011
Women usually don’t know themselves what they want. Until another girl sees it.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №41499
 11.01.2011
1st This could only happen in the universe.)
2nd?
1. little that we were given questions for preparation for the exam on a completely different subject and we got the necessary for a day before the very pass, so the parallel group has already passed the exam on "excellent" succeeded without noticing the subvoha :DDD

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