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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №108030
 11.01.2015
Write the title first with your quote.
for example; "About wood" or "About children"Well what if not to be distracted and not to read this whole story.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №108029
 11.01.2015
There is a version of why people with sexual disabilities were banned from driving.
Just some official came late to a meeting with a big boss, and on the question 'why was he late?' replied 'because there were too many p***races on the roads.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №108028
 11.01.2015
and systemic.

If the word wood is traditionally replaced by the word driver, then a quite readable resource is obtained.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №108027
 11.01.2015
In the fire of the wood:
An ancient joke.
Somebody came up with a man from the oak to throw. The man thought and placed a sign:"In one strawberries poison!". He came in the morning and it was signed:"Now they are two!".
And of course, my rules and my rules. I want to make meal, I want to mine, not your business, don’t go down. No complaints – do not complain.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №108026
 11.01.2015
Juridically competent experts in their speeches about wood forgot one thing that "crime" with the damaging of the oven / health will happen to the thief of the house, which side of the owner of wood to this case will attract them why they are silent.
But the police in my furnace burned, I threw the wood of the siders and the Ivanov into it, find out which of them and plant them. Will it be yours? And enough of the telecoms to look at the mentions will calculate / investigate / and sit on the agas. If the miner will not scream on the whole village that the furnace has scattered from his wood to his neighbor, then nothing will happen to him.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №108025
 11.01.2015
This is:

In the hands of a good hairdresser, the ears are very strong!

Subscribe to the free fight, you will learn that in skilled hands they even break.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №108024
 11.01.2015
About the woods again. Legal and fun.
We make a false cloth with wood, put the most appetizing pollen on top, underneath it a micro-switch, which includes an ancient cassette player. Dynamics (can be slightly drunk) under the roof anywhere, the player twist to the maximum. After the thunderstorm phrase "Position, scuco, polno back!!The mountain of bricks is guaranteed.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №108023
 11.01.2015
The right size is normal. Just have to be honest, not a dream size to count :))) My wife has the 46th size, all the pants and jeans always fit well. But waiting for her near the sample, I regularly observe a aunt, once edak in three thighs, who with a mouth foam prove that they also have 46th :))) And yes-yes, there are exactly the same conversations about the fact that the "form is different" :))) And only because the pants do not fit :)))
and----
Do you think jeans are so different? I often encounter the fact that in the legs jeans are normal, and in the waist size of 1.5 - 2 should be removed, and if in the waist is normal, then in the legs with a screw comes in. And someone has the problem that jeans are normal in the waist and legs hanging on the pop, and someone does not pick up the landing. Per your wife is lucky to have a standard figure or she is consciously picking up suitable models of jeans/shirts in the same stores, not everyone is so blind.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №108022
 11.01.2015
In the wood:
I grew up in a deaf Taeyeon village, where everyone was melting only wood, and yes, some Alkashi Lodyrs were stealing from neighbors. And in those years, the so-called thermite was used on the rear base - a mixture for emergency welding of iron in field conditions (old military technology). It seems like the rails are still running. When burning, it gives a temperature of several thousand degrees. At this temperature, water decomposes into hydrogen and oxygen. Being plunged into the pollen, the thermite plunges the stove of the oven, or even blows to the floor. From a sharp difference in temperature, the brick layer is quietly scattered into many pieces. And no explosion. After that, the oven must be completely translated. And behind the window -40 and the oven in the drink.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №108021
 11.01.2015
Those are searching! Here, not only the shape of the chest matters, but also the shape of the chest, the design of the seams and the material of this livery, and another million of all kinds of criteria, including the manufacturer's handle rate. Brushing is a silly idea for a gift, because the chance of winning is many times higher than the chance of pleasing. Give transparent t-shirts (this is a type of short t-shirts with assembly under the chest, who is not aware), silk hats, or sandwich belts along with socks, on the limb. The ladies will do it themselves.
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The Madame! Let us sleep? I am extremely impressed by your attitude toward my gifts to you and your knowledge of Russian.

[ + 26 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №108020
 11.01.2015
Fuck, where are so many people here who are heating up with wood?! to

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №108019
 11.01.2015
Didn’t it come to mind to the cunning timber owners that the thief has enough brains to take revenge for the broken stove?

Truth is glorified. Only bullets, only hardcore. Not to get revenge.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №108018
 11.01.2015
Good morning! Wake up?
There was such a crap...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №108017
 11.01.2015
xxx: Is it necessary to fully master Ubuntu GNU/Linux in a short time, how?
Yyy: They say, very strongly motivates the prospect of shooting in two weeks.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №108016
 11.01.2015
XHH: We remember the outburst. For example, let’s give a definition of a person. A human being is a creature with two legs, two hands and one head. This is a bad definition. Under the concept of man then falls a lot of people.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №108015
 11.01.2015
I went to the bathroom with my friends, but there was no wood. Absolutely. At least left that year. Thanks for the idea.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №108014
 11.01.2015
Wife (dreamfully): Mmm... Someone is roasting meat...
I: We are hot.
Fuck, we are eating meat!

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №108013
 11.01.2015
xxx: I scroll her page, and on the wall post from the group "porno sex naked tits anal blowjobs HD video" with a romantic picture and signature "you don't even imagine how much I think about you".
XXX: I entered this group. You know what there? There are photos of rottweilers and discussions about how to feed them properly.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №108012
 11.01.2015
For the wood:

Addresses, addresses assigned so that I know whom not to miss. Thanks for attention.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №108011
 11.01.2015
Description of the film "The King of Scorpios 4: The Lost Throne" on the router:
In the next film about the "King of Scorpions" we will see how from his throne removed warrior king Mataius decides to go on the most terrible and terrible task of his life. All this Mataius decides to do in order for the world on earth to rebirth him again. Everything seemed to go its way, but one day his closest friend and best friend turned away from Mataius, such a way he could not foresee. Now personally the hero must terribly confront the villain, who is ready for anything but to kill him. Will Matthew, having put all his forces, be able to resist his opponent? And will our hero that for which he dared to fight this battle, will there be peace on his land?

One of the comments:
wayder 10-01-2015 14:00:21 (3 hours ago)
In the course of the description of the film Jedi Yoda the teacher wrote.

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