"New watches from the state corporation "Rostech" for the Russian military are able to withstand the consequences of a nuclear strike" PHOTO

<I have lived for a long time>
There is an anecdote-instruction about the behavior of a soldier of the Soviet Army in the event that an atomic bomb explodes nearby.
"What should be done in this situation first?"
The correct answer: "It is necessary to hold the ACM on an extended arm so that the drops of melted metal do not spoil the boots."

The destiny of a holop is to roar for punishment and to love the baron for encouragement.

Samara, the station, I go off the train, overtakes the man and runs a pack of money almost under his feet (steps in two ahead), immediately on his shoulder: "Oh, look, money!!!" Divorce, I thought (since I will not come to Samara, there are 3-4 brigades of such spiders at the station). With the words “money dirt!” Broke the penalty. Dirty fighting, 3 fucking run to look for the “puppet.”

Package with packages? and Erund! Here is a garage five kilometers from the house for storing three-litre pots - this is the topic.

Oh, what a girl I am!

Wow: Well, it’s... Whoever says it’s a boy, let him throw something first...

Some operations on the phone (and even on the computer) can take a long time, which can catch up. As a relaxation, I imagine doing the same operation without the phone and computer: I mindfully dress up, go (or even eat) to the nearest collector/communication salon/terminal, stand in line, pay in cash, go back. Or postpone for later to jump on the way. Wait until the hour is over. All, the green bank app is finally loaded. You can put money on the phone :)

Correspondence of developers with the director about the beta testing of the application in real conditions:
Good day! Will we soon be given living people for experiences?
It sounds somewhat evil.

One day he witnessed how a crown was softening dry bread in a pit.

And I once witnessed how a crown in the flight threw a walnuts under the wheel of a passing car and then picked up and took the resulting puddle.

And his father told him that the crown also threw the nuts right under his feet and then waited next to him, looking with astute eyes for a man to cuddle a clever bird and crush the nuts.

Everyone believes in fairy tales. In (...) "Our leader is the best, around the enemies"

Introductory reflection of minds. In the version "Our leader is the worst and around friends" is believed even less )))