the dialogue on the homeophone >_<

Hi, this is the house, open the door.
No WOW
Oh shit...

Laughing (15:24:31 11/10/2010)
Our cat opened a cage with mice, ate them, drowned with a bone and died.
I no longer have any pets.

Olga (15:29:07 11/10/2010)
In your case, I will clarify. Is it a joke?

Oh you, my little" - with these words I got my salary today.

Did you hear that Arnie Schwarzenegger came to Moscow this weekend?
Interview with the Mayor of Moscow

Better to do it with a woman you love than to watch them do it with your favorite football team.

Talk about which camera to buy:

What are you going to film? Naked boys or boys?
I would like to have naked babies, but the journey will have to be a bucket.

1 the class. In school, Haishniki came to his son in the class, understood the rules, explained and so on. At the end, the children were offered to draw road signs that do not exist, but if they (gay) like they can take on the arms. My drawn, in the red circle "Please GAI". Prepod fully agreed and signed! proud of my son.
Further, the priest told me that my son asked him:
"What can the haishnuts themselves not invent?". They were even more proud. Balbes just named his last name. Walked for a week. And suddenly :(

vsesmispb> And take Valentina Ivanovna, plyizzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
davay_pokurim> In two weeks with the cash check had to come, now it is too late

We parked a couple of months ago with my wife near the supermarket, and next to us a young girl on the new Gelenvagen. His wife under his nose:
Here is the pump.
The girl heard, in response, flegmatically like this:
If I pumped. So fucking, so fucking.
But this is not the end of the story. Today it turned out that this girl is the architect of software systems in the office where we ordered one software... 0_0

The guy:
Listen, you know what we and Andreas want to do, we want to buy children's machines like bullets, glasses and run to shoot.
The girl:
You are idiots, you behave like children.
But I am with you)

a_p: Do you remember the list of instructions on how to impress a girl, the point about breaking up every little thing in order to inspire passion in bed?
The Inventor: Well?
a_p: that's all the stuff) I have a fit in the couch: if on a special push - it fails, the type breaks... indelible impressions are provided to the lady))
Inventor: Ept, you are warning!
A to M?
Inventor: I went to you in the room with Nostka on the dungeon...
a_p : )))))))
Inventor: It’s funny to you... and instead of impressions at midnight we made it! She said: He will kill us, he will kill us.
A is burning)

Where is Fox? There was nothing on the internet all night.
Well, maybe, the girl came to him, he cut off the computer to not bother him.
WOW...
He’ll cut the girl off faster so she doesn’t bother.

I will no longer eat snickers, or out, Volotchkova once bitten and became a terrible man.

Yogic

Today at 17:57
Christine, 24

I offer you sex!
Read the details in my diary.

Jurfak, 1 course, lecture on state and foreign law, 2 minutes before the end of the couple. The Lecturer:
Thus, the laws of ancient China distinguished between 3000 crimes. For each crime a special punishment was imposed. Well, we will not list the penalties, but we will record the crimes. The first crime...

One day, Facebook, YouTube, MySpace and Friendster will merge. This will be called fookyoumfriend.

I wash with my son in the bath.

Dad, does he point his finger, and does Mom have that thing?
No, I say, my mother has no such thing, it’s mine.
It uses.

Alessa White
I’m playing in the Sims. The realism of the game is at the limit: while my grandmother tried to take care of the man, he was constantly rushing to play the computer and playstation)) then she finally dragged him to bed, pulling off the comp, and after sex was going to cook dinner, like a decent woman, and her husband fucked and dumb went to sleep)) dumb, even in the game the same))

xxx: blat, I am specifically accused for the second time ((((
WOW: What has happened?? to
Oh, you remember when my dad bought the new X-trail? how it turned out then, no robots jump out of the wheels when you go off the road!... and today... bought Dyrol Sens... and what do you think?Where is my elephant on the wheel and my grandmother?? to

“You fucking say that a couple of people go out of town at night. Maybe they’re going to watch the stars?
Take me to the roof and I’ll show you the stars.