by CAF. Applied Mathematics: Take a unit not equal to zero.

It’s a tough morning, the head is cracked, the bed is down.Max comes in, sits next to him and gently says, “I even like you whining.” I have never heard of a better confession.)

Q&A: Why did the child get rid of the internet?
W&G: She wanted to play games for girls
H&M and what?
I'll play games for girls, and then I'll have parts from boys on the whole screen.

Remember, I built a pavilion next to the house, and so as not to get cluttered with the floor, I poured a seed there?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
At that time I didn't know that I had built a huge and cozy toilet for the cats of the whole area, where there is no dropling and there is always a little sand.
YYY: XD
Ohhh: But the worst thing started when I betoned everything, now I and the cats are in shock - they continue to hurt there, only now it's all NOT DOWN...

A friend came up with an idea.
We are talking about the fact that the Duma is discussing the law against pedophiles.
He listened and said, What is the problem? To move them all to the border with China and that’s it!
I: What is the joke?
He said, “Imagine it. Chinese people are very similar to children. They just crossed the border and... The Pedophiles!! to

Today I got a new director, a bunch of recommendations, higher education and honors. Half a day I walked in the smell of something then confused with the question of why I have all the orders and the customer base in 1C rather than in the outlet. Asked by the hero to touch the mail, he said that it is more convenient to congratulate clients with holidays... I will drink today and go away tomorrow.

From the discussion:
Do you know why you need a diploma?
To be employed not as a courtier, but as a manager of cleaning, of course.

I call the office, I ask the director, the steamed manager in response:He is not... available)) did not refrain from asking:A under the order?stopped, the day passed on the call

Did you see the news of the day?and :-)
Palina: in trolley buses of Omsk appeared free wifi from binary
Snip: It’s like people ride trolley buses.
snip: throw, you go into a trolleybus, and there 20 schoolchildren sit with laptops in the doto fuck

xxx: How I like to lead the lips - they think I'm printing them, and I just want to remember what the subject is about))))))

Are the mushrooms dressed in camouflage?
- I thought for a long time, then I understood - mushrooms, they are careful and sensitive

The teacher checked the writings and cried: now she knew how to spend the summer, but the years were not the same.

Wi-Fi and toilet are created for each other.

Q: Where did you get their new album? He just came out yesterday, right?
Such questions are not asked in a decent society.

xxx: I was convinced on Sunday that "she" is a magical word :)
In short, we walked with a girl, walked in the park in the evening under an umbrella, and hugged each other. And she suddenly says to me: "Say "it"!". I answer: "No!", and the lights all over the park lighted up in the same second :D

I sit at work. A man approaches the cashier, tries to stick and ask for a phone number.
Give me a number. I will not call you at night, only during the day.
No need to call me during the day, distract me – I work during the day.
Where are you working?
O_O

Today I accompanied my loved one to the perfume shop and watched the ugly scene. A cow-shaped terrible telco with a wheelchair in which the child was lying hanged a bag, some bags, a umbrella on the handle of that same wheelchair - in general, a bunch of some kind of barrel, which, naturally, at some point overweighed, and the wheelchair turned over. The child, thank God, did not fall, but nevertheless. To hide his fairies, he throws on the girl who stood next to him, looking like a student, claiming that this is the type she pushed the wheelchair. Mat-permat, "you, grind, no eye, I have here, grind, a child", yes, the most important thing, the whole store, the fat shakes, the eyelids peeled out. The girl begins to justify herself that she has not even touched her wheelchair, and she whispers even louder. But the end of the scene I applauded: the girl silenced, looked closely at the calf, then looked into the wheelchair and cried with this voice: "What, so much wanted to get married?" It just disappeared in a moment)) Apparently, really only in the summer and took, because with such a wreath just not one man will not take a wife))

News on the HUB:
On the day of the celebration of the 50th anniversary of the Chinese village of Huaxi (Huaxi) was opened 328-meter skyscraper. The cost of building the skyscraper is estimated at 3 billion yuan (more than $470 million).

The comments:
XXX is Hui.
No, this is another village.

I finally formulated for myself the principle, according to which I accept some renaming of toponyms and others do not.

If the new name differs only from the adjustment of the spelling, then I do not accept it. Therefore, Tallinn, Belarus, Mumbai, Kolkata, Almaty and other Moldovans are taking a sharp step. Talked, I speak and I will speak Tallinn, Belarus, Bombay, Calcutta, Alma-Ata and Moldova.

All this kind of “colonization” has been covered with our true name for a hundred years – “children’s lap.”

I only accept major renaming. I take Tverska instead of Gorky, Tolyatti instead of Stavropol-on-Volga, Zimbabwe instead of Rhodesia.

And Kyrgyzstan (instead of Kyrgyzstan) for me is as unacceptable as "Ukraine" instead of the only right "Ukraine".

She: I seem to be sick.
He is mm...what?
She: The doctor said, vitamins E, B, C are not enough.=(
He: call me tonight) I need to work on you, so))