The word "whole" is written with a lyric?

Olga: killed our bug on the website of intimate services
Frau Funt: It remains to add "and that will be the case with everyone who scatters the stick pencil!"

Fuck, I always feel some discomfort after I crushed the steering wheel that cut me down, and he immediately flashed in an accident after that as an apology.... :(

I sit in the office with one employee (C), he stands up and wants to leave:
I am where are you?
C is for the cake.
... comes in the hands of a waffle.
I went after the cookies.
C - Yes, it was an unexpected turn for the waffle.

The article on the evolution of cars, compares the old and new Lamborghini Gallardo, the family of Porsche 911, produced since the 1960s.
pleased a comment that gained a lot of likes: "we forgot to compare the old and new VAZ 2107. This is the top of human genius!"

I tried to make latte. But it all mixed up in a minute.
I don’t know (Hands on the Ass)
Sophia and show me.
Hands or Latte?

Commercial version of plant a tree, build a house, raise a son - buy a cactus, rent an apartment, raise a cat.

Bicycle for 540 thousand. The Rub)
This is not a bicycle, this is a bicycle!!! Just the most bicycle among bicycles, it weighs less than my netbook =)

Yyy: Here is it!!! to
It can be worn in one hand all day.

Xxx: one of them in the hand.
And one more to go.)
and the two gunners)

Straga: Real announcement about the sale of an apartment in Moscow. I rented an apartment to the Russians. The Slavs and Russians are not worried about the request.

I saw today in the construction store on the bank box with a gap for the little things, with the signature of the "collection of funds for rehabilitation of humiliated screwdrivers". I could not put it.

I came back from work, my legs were shaking. The husband (M) brought a cup with soup and a trace of a basin with hot water. In the cup - a spoon, in the pelvis - the legs.
M: Isn’t it too hot?
I: No, it is great. It’s a pity that you can’t wear a shoulder on your knee, it hurts a lot.
In the same minute, I accidentally knock my palm on the handle (or like his there) of the spoon, the cup with hot soup is turned around and the whole hot soup is poured on the painful knee...
In fact, this is what I am about. Dear universe, thank you, but it didn’t work so literally!

In a pair:
Go in the sea battle, I created

How can people write "many", "distant", "difficult"? How can this come to mind at all? Where do they come from in their brains these "many", "distant", "hard"?

Roman, read my messages, at least out of politeness.
XX: The Romanian
XY : A?
XY: What is it?
XY: Am I snoring?

I (call-center worker): Are you interested in a car loan?
Woman: Yes, let me tell you.
I start listing the rates and conditions.
Don’t be in a hurry, I don’t have time.
I: Are you recording?
J: No, I think of it!

I work in a shopping complex where a fitness center is located on the third floor.
And everyone who is involved constantly climbs to the third floor in the elevator.
Once I could not stand it, I asked: Why not the stairs?
The answer caught me in a long thought: and you try to walk every day before training.

(correlation at 6 a.m. in the absence of sleep)
You too must understand that experience eats intoxicated!
yyy: (after several attempts to realize what I read) What is b*t???? to
XX: Experience is experience. I am sorry.)

Online conference of the head of the regional office of the Russian Post:

– Valery Nikolaevich, hello to you!
First of all, I would like to thank the Post of Russia for the quality work! Thanks to you, we, ordinary citizens, always receive packages on time and on time.
And my question is: what kind of horse does the Russian post use to deliver packages from Moscow? 43 days ago, I was sent a package from Hong Kong, and it wasn’t. But I understand such a long delivery time, yet to go 8 thousand kilometers in our directions is very difficult even for such a durable animal as a horse.
Thanks for the answer! I wish you success in your difficult work!

Answer in comments:

Dear Thirteenth
I apologize for the inconvenience caused, unfortunately, under Barnaul, a taboo of postal horses fell under crossfire and most of the flock fell, fighting pigeon ranks were sent to help. On the radio beacon I monitor the movement of your package, it is carried in turn by the 46th and 39th post officers of Russia, at the moment they are on the central square of Ulan-Ude near the Lenin monument, lunch, after two or three days we wait for them in Blagovesthensk.

Most of all, sitting in the toilet, I am afraid to wake up! (If you understand what I am talking about ;) )

Congratulations on World Mental Health Day!
YYY:...to go crazy!