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[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №158807
 11.10.2022
xxx: my first big love, I was then 20 years old, he was caught in betrayal with a lady just 30 with children from the first marriage. She knew about me and wanted to talk to me to get out of the triangle, since he "did not decide," but little of what he directed her, that I am bully and no talk with me is worth it, and as it turned out, all the time they met, he told her that he did not leave me only because I have heart problems and I will soon die😁 The real hero of our time 🤣🤣🤣

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №158806
 11.10.2022
Shakherezada said: “Men love attentive, caring, loving and kind women. This is the real reason for polygamy.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №158805
 11.10.2022
The KPI. The Military Department.
Problems, as usual, need to be solved. My husband and I go to the teaching room. We see that our curator – Lieutenant Colonel explains something to the young lieutenant, we decide to wait a little, we listen. Lieutenant Lieutenant Colonel:
Are you really stupid? It is simple! See: 1/2 (one second) + 1/2 (one second) + 1/2 (one second) = 3/6 (three sixths). Reduce by... which is approximately 1/2 (one second). I understood?! to
We stood at the door of the teacher’s office.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №158804
 11.10.2022
In vain, I wished that we would not transfer money.

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