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[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №12467
 11.11.2008
Helena
Do programmers need to take and fuck?
Experienced Kamikaze
Ohha
Experienced Kamikaze
and you also need to get rid of the comp, and this niqab is not an easy task
Helena
and OMG. Is it enough to be naked?
Experienced Kamikaze
Not fact, not fact.
Helena
O_O
Helena
What else has to be done with you?
Experienced Kamikaze
This is how we are people.)
The first point is to catch the coder when it is not at the comp.
Invite to drink beer.
Then make him peel.
Take the book.
Give Sissy in hand.
Wait until he realizes that it’s not a mouse.
Then give an erection. in any way.
Then put in bed.
Divided by
Dress up yourself.
and fuck it until it breaks out 😉

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №12466
 11.11.2008
Brother in the bath:
Pull my back, or my ass is full! My neck is cold.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №12465
 11.11.2008
How do rabbits scream?? to
YYY: What did you smoke?? to

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №12464
 11.11.2008
Battlestar Galactica:
Control Panel -> fonts -> ctrl+a -> right click -> Properties

Battlestar Galactica:
The Easter)

by Yamato:
This is a dog!!!!!!!! to


[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №12463
 11.11.2008
I sit behind the comp, I look at the weather in the mailrouge - "+7", the room is cold. I go to turn on the heater, I go back to the computer, - in the agent "+9". I am betrayed...

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №12462
 11.11.2008
XXX is hi. How about health?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY fuckingly
XXX: What is it? Something happened?
YYY: Do you have enough conscience to ask? I want to eat! Did you bite yesterday?
What did I do yesterday??? I don’t remember (
yyy:Mamma left a whole cage of float.
XXX: So eat your flesh...what am I here?
YYYY: And you fucking fool smoked yesterday decided that you swallowed fat!! to
YYY: And put half of the banks of Ferry in it! I hate you.
XXX: O_o

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №12461
 11.11.2008
xxx: Recently, a friend and I were sitting with me, scanning a lecture.
And in the hallway it was not the first time that Daddy's lens fell out of his glasses. My friend’s reaction was suspicious:
Daddy] I got a point again, Dan, go, bring it back to me!
O O O O O O
I’m going, the weather, I’ll take a screw.
O O O O O O O O! to

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №12460
 11.11.2008
She has read about the generation of Sonica and Sega, Mario and Nintendo, dancers and Dendi...
Am I alone with Tetris?and.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №12459
 11.11.2008
XXX: The Smoke Out

YYY: is it so?

XXX: The term will now be 6 years for the president

XXX: I't really be small and would immediately give the tower, but they never listen to me.

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №12458
 11.11.2008
A round fool has one indisputable advantage – he is on life.

It runs easily.

by Yuri Tatarkin

[ + 46 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №12457
 11.11.2008
In the news on the First tell a terrible story about the theft of oil on the

The server fleet. In two years, the criminals stole thousands of tons.

the oil. And in order to reveal the magnitude of the theft, they add that:

The largest ship of the Northern Fleet, the aircraft carrier "Admiral Kuznetsov"

This fuel would be enough for a few years of sailing!".

The aircraft-carrying cruiser "Admiral Kuznetsov" would have enough of this fuel

It is forever atomic.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №12456
 11.11.2008
The boy was so lazy that he woke up early to get bigger.

I don’t do them.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №12455
 11.11.2008
Two programmers are sitting in a deep decomposition.

1st Do you write in Piaspi?
2nd Do I write in Paphos?
1st Oh sorry.

In five minutes...
1st 0 - O
2 O_0

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №12454
 11.11.2008
I stood on the Avasta compilation, found the old disk Dr. Web think-to-do check how the old version will work. So this Dr. Death ate Avasta, and then committed suicide, with no trace of any AVP left even in the register.
Mohammad Pla

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №12453
 11.11.2008
We need a beautiful deck in the group. for pear
yyy: then beautiful and without complexes, and without a lift
xxx: well.... no, naked tits - it's heavy it gets... then a motorcycle is needed, and he's a bad boy
YYY: and we will be a budget option
XXX: Ural from the wash?
xxx:...it’s true, everyone in the group will have to fuck her... straight on the stage - so truffle, even the treachers will pull =))))
xxx:...and if she fucking even the swab - then the grindcors =)
xxx:...and if she is lazy and in the respirator - more blacksmiths and kidneys...
xxx:...and if the member is in the hive, the grindcors will add even more... although, you can just drink it with 20 liters of water and let it write - they like it, and with 20 liters to write a long time...
xxx:...and if there is a rubber member, then lesbians-detchers...
xxx:...and if a member is pierced by a nail - then also the bdsmists-extremists...
...and if the nail is rugged and in blood - then it is still Gothic, it will be a suicidal nail...
xxx:...and if we allow the photo and video shooting, then we will become the idols of the drunkers.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №12452
 11.11.2008

Nlt.Element (16:13:11 21/10/2001)
Nlt.Element (15:52:42 19/10/2001)
It was broken (

L@pyle4k@ (15:55:41 19/10/2001)
What is??? Are you drunk?? to

Nlt.Element (16:01:42 19/10/2001)
Talk broke

L@pyle4k@ (16:02:56 19/10/2001)
What is??? Write it normal!! to

Nlt.Element (16:06:54 21/10/2001)
The Happiness Test:

Nlt.Element (16:06:59 21/10/2001)
It is a crazy (

L@pyle4k@ (16:07:20 21/10/2001)
Fuck it! I am a fool ((( thank you...

Nlt.Element (16:07:40 21/10/2001)
It was blunt (((

L@pyle4k@ (16:08:06 21/10/2001)
I do not understand anything!!! to

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №12451
 11.11.2008
Ollesya: How in English do I have no desire to meet you?
Tagged: fuck off

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №12450
 11.11.2008
The phone rings.

Hi, I listen to you.
Is it technical support?
and yes.
I have broken contact with the outside world.
- O_o...

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №12449
 11.11.2008
Where I thought I was fucking. I am constantly walking with a laptop on my left shoulder, in the bag besides it is still there is a USB cable, a setup drive with Vista and XP, last month, the original disk with Ubuntu came by mail, all this is used to help my friends admin, I am going to take my labs for comrades from the gym. But I myself am in Jura. I am an assistant lawyer.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №12448
 11.11.2008
I am fucking. How are classmates still in the first place in the final of the rune prize after the introduction of paid registration??? People, wake up, go away from there.

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