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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №12447
 11.11.2008
I think that the ALICE bot will soon become an analyst on various issues.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №12446
 11.11.2008
Comet: Thanks, I am so pleased! There were tears in my eyes and a neighbor from the stairs.

[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №12445
 11.11.2008
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Odmines are the ancestors of the Scandinavian god Odin.
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Same rough and harsh...

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №12444
 11.11.2008
In the words of my colleague.
Called my mother at night, said that the son hit a pedestrian, urgently need a grandmother.
My son is sleeping in the neighboring room. My mother did not think long. designates time and place (angle of Rustawella and north).
Two hours pass, winter, frostbite, scammers call and clarify the place. My mom promises to come soon. The clock goes by, the bandits are cold, they are in a hurry. Mom agrees, but the money she collects for relatives, you have to wait a little longer.
And now it is light, people are rushing to work, Mom drinks morning coffee.
Where is the grandmother’s wallet?? to
Call me tomorrow, okay? I have insomnia, and you are not bored.
It is a blatant blatant, guts.
Maldives to Mom!

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