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[ + 38 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №72871
 11.11.2012
Everyone here is so smart.
Please answer: when a fracture in a person becomes one bone more or one bone less?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №72870
 11.11.2012
Looking at the dawn. Not only is the film fucking, but also the director Condon.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №72869
 11.11.2012
How did you get along with Lenka? You’re an admin prisoner, and she’s an angry designer, right?
MaxPain: a, corporate in nature was somehow, I was then 1.5 years in the crawl, the norms of the hand became
MaxPain: Well she's like the norm, a girl like a girl, we have a lot of cute, I didn't even know her at the time.
MaxPain: approached me, looked around and said "Do you pull iron?", I kick
MaxPain: and she says "I too"
MaxPain: and smiles to me in all 32 teeth, the top row of which is fixed)))
Baron: Loool))))0
MaxPain: In short, after that I had to pass on the principles, to run for her and take her into wives, it was not possible to live without her humor... somehow it was)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №72868
 11.11.2012
Today in the subway I saw a man a bit of a stinking look, well, this is the way.
In his hands he had a sign "Help the FreeBSD manual"
I can’t stand, I throw a half.

[ + 34 - ] [8 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №72867
 11.11.2012
Stop calling Russia "Rashka".
It sounds roughly the same as if you called yourself cockroaches. equally disgusting.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №72866
 11.11.2012
The game chat:

xxx: Set in an anti-marader clan, KSH in G1, normal online, help in battles and outside them, the possibility of career growth within the clan. Limitations: age 16+, lvl 7+

WOW: Career growth lol
bbb: official employment :rofl:
ddd:"white" salary)
nnn: paid hospital
www: corporate nutrition
SSS: Hostel for foreigners

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №72865
 11.11.2012
be careful! The dog is not evil, but principled.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №72864
 11.11.2012
A week before the vote in the United States launched a case against employees of the Russian Ministry of Defense.
Three days before the U.S. election there was a hurricane.
One hour before the vote in the United States called on the carpet of the Russian Defense Minister.
By the end of the day, Shoigu replaced Serdyukov.
The next day, the head of the CIA and the salesman of the U.S. defense mines were fired.
Yesterday the radio "Freedom" was disbanded. The head of state noted that "The Kremlin controls everything!! There will be no more free, democratic news!"
The Air Force chief was fired today. Bibi is in England.

I am scared. Does the Kremlin really control everything?

[ + 45 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №72863
 11.11.2012
Comments on one website, in the topic of the planned shooting of Star Wars episode 7

XXX is
It would be better to take 0 episodes where the master Yoda is young.)))

YYYY
and high ))))

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №72862
 11.11.2012
Yesterday I saw a man standing in an apple store, turning an iPad mini in his hands and whistling “Eh, apple, where you’re going.”

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №72861
 11.11.2012
Could we go somewhere?
I can not! I tried a new weight loss tea here.
You were visited by the mafia, and don Dristucho made you an offer that you could not refuse.)

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №72860
 11.11.2012
Well, how, tried my own proteins, is there an effect?
Yes, the muscles began to grow very quickly, the clothes broke and the skin greenered, I really want to give 3.14th to some Scandinavian god.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №72859
 11.11.2012
Did you know that male bodies break down faster than female bodies?
Again this feminism!
by O_O

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №72858
 11.11.2012
xxx: Oh you, in Skype on Windows 8 appeared spelling check
xxx: she doesn't know the word "skip" O_o

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №72857
 11.11.2012
Sometimes it seems to me that if our government had a cat, it would just have forbidden it to fuck, and there is no problem.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №72856
 11.11.2012
Dickie Dudgeon: I work as a sound operator at school. First-class students are dedicated to high school students. Here, 10 boys stand on stage, the host checks how ready they are for school: puzzles about school supplies and the task to finish the saying about studying. And behold, the boy got "the age of life - the century...", he does not think loudly and confidently "suffer!". The whole room was hysterical.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №72855
 11.11.2012

Maximum
He is beating me.)

Vitaly
Where is the mistake???? to

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №72854
 11.11.2012
What to do when a girl starts to hint on a more serious relationship and living together?
- Well... I in such cases throw them a link to an article in Wiki about July 3 in Belarus.
Why Why? O_O
There is written black on white that the Belarusian people will not give up a fifth of their independence.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №72853
 11.11.2012
As the universe expanded, God’s wrath became weaker and weaker.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №72852
 11.11.2012
The Friday. On the way home, he decided to take a beer. Going into our local lodge, there are a few guys-Tajik, owners and sellers in conjunction.
A friend from the doorstep: “Hello, four black goats.”
After a long pause and expression:
“Hm... good night. The goat is dark. and beer. The four banks.

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