Discussing a new department employee
<S...> Do you know that he’s constantly cooking? The smell is specific.)
<m...> toughness
<m...> from the steppes of Afghanistan
<S...> I try to break this smell with my melissa
<m...> I also don’t wash

How wisdom differs from knowledge. Knowledge is when you can surprise someone with the fact that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is when you don’t try to cook tomato compot.

A weekend with computers.
You come to rest with guests, talk, and you are immediately shown a home computer / laptop / tablet / phone... (as well as a washing machine, alarm, satellite,...) and asked to deal with the problems... :)

Straw Valentine
My decryptor is interested in whether there is among my acquaintances someone who will reinstall Windows quickly and not expensive?

by admin
I do not know your acquaintances. So I cannot answer you this question. and Smiley

So be silent and listen, pedestrian!! to
YYY: I feel like I am broken and I want to obey.
Call me Ferguson, my pedestrian!! to
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: Go to the corner on h8, think about your behavior))))))
Yyy: I listen to my ferris (
YYY: Yeah, what is the last line? ?
Oops, my Queen

Canakau: What are you roasting there?
Diamond: Yes, the new version of the client has crushed and grit:
"Do you want to send developers an app error report?"
The Rebel: Okay
"Now and Yabeda!"

Scientists: Tendency to black humor may be a sign of dementia approaching
Should I mention which country these scientists are from?

Looking at the system requirements of the fourth fall, he said to himself: “Well, Naher, I’d better play twice in the second.”

Yahoo777: Hello to you! My name is Anastasia! I am 20 years old. I want dating, communication, relationships, sex... I rarely come here.

Quietly: I called, I got 1000 rubles!!!! to
i8087: I was called as a smart person from the city and I was discharged from my annual check in math for 1981.
Quietly: I am very funny
i8087: I am laughing. I wrote it for a couple.

The main thing is that under the USSR people had confidence in tomorrow.
Where is the USSR?

Zzzz: The bottom of today...

From the Onliner (discussion of the Minsk Observatory):

Olesya17: This is how we are waiting for tourists, and conditions are not even normal for my own, I will not go there with the baby not naked!

rite4all: Lovely Olesya! Naked is not just there, but nowhere, except in the bathroom. For walking "naked" in public places, we have an administrative responsibility. Do not thank

The people, whether they have the right to vote or not, can always be forced to obey their leaders. It is not difficult. One thing is required – to declare to the people that their country has been attacked, accusing all the supporters of the world of lack of patriotism and that they are putting the Motherland in danger. It is the same in every country."
by Herman Göring. in 1946 )

From my childhood – we in the upper classes were on duty at the school on changes – we kept the order. And here, someday such a day of duty coincided with the lesson of OBŽ, where we were taught to make bandages. tk. We did not have time for one lesson, then we were allowed not to exhaust what we have already done and wait in this form. In this change:
7th grade boys opened the door to the office, and she fell out :shock:
At this time in the neighboring corridor a six-grade boy (a very difficult teenager) beat an eight-grade boy.
Five kids were smoking in the toilet and they were struck by the sound, after which they with cigarettes ran away from her through the whole school, and she followed them with screams" I 11th grade after school smokes, and you.... :evil: "
The commission came to the school and caught up with all this mess and overwhelmed as mummies: oops: o
Our beautiful lady was deprived of the prize that month and we were on guard for two weeks.

xxx: "I’m not the girl who’ll watch the series with you. I’m the girl who’ll watch gay porn with you. Then the article would be more interesting.

yyy: Stronger than "I’m the girl who will watch football with you".)

Yyy: Although when we talk about our football, it’s the same thing.

Sam258: When I go home from work on foot, I feel like somewhere in the traffic jamming on the unshaken face of the router flows a bunch of tears...

I am now coming to the kitchen for a tea drink, there a concert on television is scheduled for the day of the police. I am not in the subject of our stage at all. I see, the man sings, the head of the courtyard praide, the brutal wandering cat is very similar, and the vocals of about the same palette of tones and sound. And the stylish eyebrows on his face look no less strange than the penny in the eyes of a crocodile.
I wonder: "Who is this?", answer: "Leps."
Well, now I understand why he’s so popular... Charisma, gentlemen...

to this:

- In the menu "PUSH", all programs, 1C:Enterprise...
What a shot? I am a programmer!? to

I was personally refused yesterday to consider my CV for an ECONOMIST job with the statement that I do not know SQL.

Sorry, I am in hell (
No, I am in hell!
If you’re in hell, why don’t I see you here?

Okay help me!
It looks like a story. of the 90s. The man in the apartment has a photo wallpaper with the image of the autumn forest. And at some point, I don’t remember how or why, but he goes to walk right into those wallpapers. He meets a girl there. She has the same wallpaper. And then he seems to try to find her in the real world. I do not remember how the case ended. Hope is only for you. thank you.

Lesin died in the United States.
His children live in the United States.
His grandchildren live in the United States.
Because the main propagandist of Russia knew the difference of propaganda from reality