At 5 a.m., my family is asleep, I am a wife and I have three children. Calling the homephone. I look into the home phone screen, and there is a gorgeous lady, and says:

- Dear hello I am from Shugar Baby (there is such a service), open.

What is?

- Well there, through the application ordered. Here I came.

In fact, I did not order anything.

Apartment 272 is there.

There are 272 apartments.

Have you ordered a beautiful blonde?

– not

In the mid-sleep home phone, my wife and I both looked and tried to understand what was happening.

“Well, let’s open, I’m cold, I’m alone here.

We: No, we did not order anything. Go from here

Q: How is it? ! to It is paid...

She calls us somewhere, comments on the situation, says something to her there. It separates the homeopath. And in the 273th apartment there is clearly heard the sound of a homeophone.

Neighborhood: Yes, 8th floor to the left

confused little

How would your wife react if a prostitute knocked on your door at night?

Who has nothing to be proud of in the present, always tries to be proud of the past and most often not of his own.

The town, a small village. We often go there with friends. Shop at the entrance. Several times we have seen an intelligent woman entering with a huge cat on a rope. We were told that this was Isolda Stanislawovna, a retired Russian language teacher. She taught three generations of this village. The cat is called Suffix.
Yesterday, instead of a familiar Marina, a young subject was sitting behind the box.
In front of us was Isolda Stanislawovna with a cat.
There are so many of you. WOW! Threaded! The office cat! How are they called?
The young man, my cat is called Suffix.
Do you like mathematics?
Isolda Stanislawovna shut her eyes and looked closely at the guy.
Young man, let me ask. Are you in charge of Nikolaevich? and Calvin?
The type yes.
- Then tell your dad that Isolda Stanislawovna... again put him a DOUBLE)

by Jean :
I will fulfill any of your wishes, but your enemy will have twice as many. What do you want?
The Jew:
Pressure is 120 to 80.