I have a pepperwork with me. Such a big and a little "tough" Alosha, bribing with his naivety. So he has a wife (very surprisingly) and of course a aunt. In the summer, leaving the country last, our inventive Alosha came up with nothing better than putting the keys from the country in the cave (have a small patch on the territory). The result: more than 20 bites at the aunt))) on the question "why in the oak" answers "no and where else". Rush to the moment!!! to

The C Forum:
Tomorrow - 6-9, and I have water in the washer.
Find someone who can squeeze more!
What do I do with the water in the washer?
It is strange that a man who has solved one not easy task suits a simpler task.

Loves the phrase of familiar people "I need a notebook with a NORMAL GAME video card!".)
Dear friends, I have a compass that is the size of your laptop! XD is

About Facebook
[21:16:10] Alexander: Created a fake account, handed out dohuya people, and said invite those you know...
[21:16:30] Alexander: reviewed all, invited one RICHARD GIRA
[21:16:56] Alexander: the others I do not know ))

A loving wife:
How can I explain to my beloved husband, who has been married for eight years, that when I say "rabbit, embrace me" - I need to embrace, not embrace, embrace and fuck?
And when I ask you to massage my neck, don’t take the cowards off of me.
Rabbit, I love you!"

Rejoice you fool! I can only embrace you. ;(

Do you know what salary is written?
Constantine: 8 blat blat thousands.
Constance: Eight
Konstantin: for C# programmers
Konstantin: 5 years of experience

We have a surgeon with 25 years of experience, with all categories, benefits and internships 12 thousand receives, and nothing - the administration everywhere tubes that the problem of physicians' salaries is solved.
Precisely, I received 12t.r., until a month ago, the wages were cut.

Who do you love more, me or the cat?
I love you more than cattle.

I love Call of Duty 2. A tank breaks down a wall in front of me, he is heading against us.
Scream
Beware of the tank!

We turn, we run away.
Another scream
Idiots, this is our tank!

We turn, we run back.

XXX: Hello to everyone
xxx: today will be patch with upgrades and errors
YYY: very good
yyy: so honestly

Nothing to do with the girl? Are you tired of sex and have no mood to talk? Heroes of Sword and Magic - light up the new fire of War in your relationship!

Funny if the end of the world comes on December 19 or 20 and finds someone in line for a candle and oatmeal, someone in a traffic jamming behind a gasoline cane, someone when entering a drop in the next flow server.
If we consider that the external enemy is invented to distract from internal problems, then from which ass are we distracted?

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xxx: "You are spit in the devil, so put a hollow face on your face!"
Xxx : (
XXX: The Fuck
yyy: :' ( *ROFL*
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! Thank you for using our amphetamines! Here is a bit of heroin. Your love, your blizzard

I live in the private sector in the suburbs. Two days ago, the internet disappeared due to the snowfall. I made a request to the provider. The weather is tired, and the inette is not. Today I come from work and in the light of the light, I see an inscription on the snow near the stove: “Reboot the router! %provider_name %» 0_o

The habit of visiting a friend is not with empty hands.
On my SMS "What to buy?" I get the answer that killed my logic at all: "Buy bread OR an onion". How is it at all???? to

I have a friend's milk, a usual thing, so here, she was treated, she drank pills, and her guy was prescribed an ointment, well, in general, he says to her: "Mash, I am lubricating him with ointment, and then I can't stop."

Working in a web studio, one obsessive client asked to replace all text entries "euro" with "U.E." on the site. Write a quick script replacing the text, but not quite correctly. A message comes in an hour:
> where the word EUROPE is present - on the website hangs u.e.PY!! to
I sit and cuddle :)

A letter of support:
does not work (unhealthy authorization error contact the developer) the door and logon of the door correctly removed and re-tuned does not work comparatively

Regular consumption of flavonoids (chocolate/cacao beans) slows down and even causes improvement in cognitive functions. They also expand the brain vessels, improve its blood supply, etc. The rats on the cocoa extract became smarter just in sight and by the end of the day began to ask questions, “Who am I? What am I raised from? That I am so bold?”

<a> the sensitivity in the newspapers.
<a> I agree with you.
<a> Deputies should issue a law against cold weather.
<b> guess what they’re going to punish
<a> people of course. Fuck they are frozen.

Do you want to divorce?
Have you prepared something? Type "Do you want to eat, I cooked the borst"?
and yes. If you want to divorce, I’ve prepared a scandal.