We have a small salary compensated by a high level of responsibility!

Dear brothers! Remembering your magical power of thought, I ask you to think together so that I can find a job. Please please! Soon there will be nothing to eat and the cat’s food will end :-(

Have you bought a child?
Dear, we made it ourselves.
Did you bathe a baby in the bathroom, fool?

At the new job, the girl decided to push. Question: What kind of tea do you like? What does your girlfriend usually do to you? I didn't bother - my girlfriend usually makes me go, and I can make tea myself.

xxx: I, as a female programmer, absolutely need an operator "maybe"

On the corporate kitchen is a box "a letter to Santa". Instructions on the box:
The dream must be alone.
Not to write about money.
The dream must be signed (name and surname).

Conversation in the female community:
I try not to touch your cosmetics.
2 is so?
You’re a sensitive lady, you can even fuck it.