aaa: I believe that PBX in call centers needs a fit: if the client is listening to music for more than two minutes, the ship's whistle is turned on in the room, and a half-meter dildo is raised from each chair.

I remember in a children's camp, in the 90s, one boy in the middle of the night jumped up with screams, pressed his hand to the wall with all his body and kissed her. We were all scared not to joke. Then he slept quietly. In the morning, I asked him what happened. He told him that he laid off his hand and did not feel it, and when he turned over, it was under him and he thought that there was something cold, strange, extended shape in the bed and joked not for a joke, jumped out of the bed, and she was behind him, he thought that some sort of creature like a worm and let her lump. Only after 5-6 strikes realized what it was about.

From the discussion of the "smart soul" that saves water

Diamond: In Germany suddenly decided to save water.
They conducted a corresponding explanatory campaign, hung everywhere “social advertising” that water should be saved, brought to the stores “smart” buttons to regulate the amount of washed water in the toilets, shower heads with smaller holes, economical washing machines and dishwashers, etc.
People really began to save water, water consumption decreased several times.
Later it turned out that the water used by economical consumers is not enough for the normal functioning of sewerage and treatment facilities, and it is necessary to specially pour the missing volumes of drinking water into the sewerage.
And, yes, although people began to save water, in monetary terms, savings did not show themselves, as tariffs increased accordingly - the cost of water in the final price for the consumer took a small share.

I’m scratching from this capital, and from these bosses xD

[i]"Free access to the Internet makes visiting the cemetery more convenient and, in particular, will be educational."[/i] © head of the GBU "Ritual" Artem Ekimov, Moscow, 2016.