What is the national anthem of Luxembourg?
It is a small country".

Satellites "Glons-M" fell due to a spill of fuel (2:32)

"Russia is a generous soul!"

I go to the computer store for columns. And there right on the counter on an A4 sheet of paper in large letters is written:
Yes to! Xerox is there!! to
Yes to! We do photocopies!!..
Yes to! Xerox is working!! to
of 2 rubles.
I immediately note that Xerox is in sight. I think there are people who, seeing Xerox, do not believe their eyes.

In the cabin clearly distinguishes two-metre ambal from those called "mataluga ordinary".He was very pleased with his appeal to one girl.This bearded miracle gave out: "The girl doesn't matter to me, but you probably have me not very comfortable standing on the bars."

The fact that my friends smoke hashish is normal, and the fact that I drink Coca-Cola is harmful.

What do you value most in people?
Tagged: organs
Yakov: They can be sold

Ohhhhhhhhhh wow! I’ll finally get rid of this elephant’s 80 lvle clamp!
Did you find a girlfriend and go to school?
No, it was up to 81D.

The status of a man one by one:
The process of awakening of the body is underway, please wait:
-[][][][][][][][][... 56%
-[][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][] 99%
Fatal Error
reboot
The process of awakening of the body is underway, please wait:
-[][][][][][][][][... 89%
-[][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][] 100%
The body is successfully awakened. Press any button to continue.

O_O

How I get the fact that the description of the program and its capabilities is easier and more convenient to look at the torrent tracker than on the website of the developer that sells this program.

Scientists saw a giant smiley in the sun, cracked... and decided to fuck again!

This morning, after watching the cartoon "Pearl", the child was outraged by the fact that the Baptist pushed the Pearl TRIAL dress and car!

A delegation came from Europe, she was in horror when she saw that parts of the pistols were stored in boxes of vodka.

Driving in the subway next to young talented scientists is something untransmitted. Once in the third, he already so undercovered the graduate students and listened to the extremely epic phrase:
"No, well, of course, it is purely theoretically possible to propel the oil to such a speed that it cuts the knife..."

Nuša: Entered the history of contact and understood the variability of being.
From the post "I'll Kiss Your Stomach" to "Feed Your Dog, Idiot" - only four months have passed.

In the morning, in the subway, I eat, the peak hour of humiliation, in the wagon, we stand like cribs in the bench... the front house girl stands side by side. Well, I wanted to put my hand in my pocket, and she pushed me into my pants))))) I turned red right at the exit and broke down on the next...

Cyclones are commonly called by female names, and what about the "snowfall" of the female genus?
YYY: The snowfall...

True childhood friends are those whose phone numbers you still remember.

XHH: Interestingly, the hops will now be dropping into the pitch with screams "shuher! It is good!"

Last week, when all of Germany was covered with snow, I had to run for 7 hours at the airport. When they landed in Berlin, the plane stood near the airport building for a long time and 30 minutes did not open the door. All so terribly angry after a long flight delay, even the patient Germans begin to argue.
Here, the captain of the ship announces that the reason for the delay in the landing of passengers is that the ground services can not connect the intestine to the aircraft. The reason is banal: slippery and on the ice the wheel simply blows.

The people in a quiet shock and here someone from the Russians loudly, to the whole salon:
That’s why they lost the war.

We have a pass system in the factory. When you come to work, you leave your pass until the end of the shift with the board inspector, and at the end of the shift with a clear conscience you take it and go through the passageway. To us, when we passed the practice, student passes were issued, and then, when arranged for the first time, temporary passes were issued... How good it was: one pass went in, handed over and immediately went home for the second, well, and someone then for the second. The system worked for three months. I am at work and I am not there. But one day this scheme did not work out. The boss wanted to see me. They searched for me at the workshop for four hours, even took my pass to calculate my face-check. To their surprise, I was not found. The next day I came to work and I was asked:
How did you get out of the factory without a permit?
was released.
And what did you tell them?
Let me go.
How did you get in today?
I let in...
What did you tell them?
“Let me go,” I answered naively.
And what do you think? Their answers were so stunned that they didn’t even mock me...the headquarters just rolled on the floor.