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[ + 34 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57399
 11.12.2011
From the change of the places of the first persons of the state, the lives of people do not change.

[ + 96 - ] Comment quote №57398
 11.12.2011
A friend from Oregon - a good, in general, divorced and second married aunt in years - drew her ex-husband to meet me and asked if he could not be settled with me for a while, or he was a type of boomer. I ask, why is he bombarded? In short, the man's story is about this: after retirement, he decided to live on dividends and on the income from leaving some of his housing. He left Oregon to San Diego (where the cost of life goes somewhere beyond the horizon) and in a few years managed to burn completely - according to them, he had to sell literally everything. Judging by the description, his lifestyle was like that of the Kril Strekosa, and at the same time he even managed to argue with friends who supported him.

In general, he returned to Oregon, where his ex-wife, with the consent of her new husband, allowed him to live a little at home, and the type is trying to help start life from the beginning.
In this place I was almost crying out of sympathy, and was ready to provide the poor with shelter and what he needed there... But then he decided to insert a replica from himself. His phrase, after which I sent them both as carefully as possible, was, “If I don’t find a way to improve my financial situation, I might have to sell my plane.”

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №57397
 11.12.2011
The power party that has just won needs armed protection from the people who have just supported it.

[ + 76 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57396
 11.12.2011
Just called the senior of the group, says that today there will be couples until 17:00, although we are not studying on Saturday.
Before that I thought to go to the dacha, now I will go to the Bolotny.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №57395
 11.12.2011
Yozik: PJV 250 mandates, Kamuniaki 90, Zhirik 50 and SPR 60
by Jürgen: =)
The apple has nowhere to fall.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №57394
 11.12.2011
xxx: the guy has to be rude
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XXX: but not always

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №57393
 11.12.2011
About the rally:
The audience’s sympathy prize was awarded by a poster: “I didn’t vote for these bastards! I voted for other shit! Take note of my voice."

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №57392
 11.12.2011
Natasha, let’s buy a wii and a guitar hirow.
You are 21 years old, you have a new laptop, a pedal steering wheel, a helicopter on the control panel, a real guitar, you need a hirou!? to

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