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[ + 96 - ] Comment quote №42995
 11.02.2011
big4uk: I approach the car to the subway, and there is a guy who distributes the shit all the way.
big4uk: I go to myself...and suddenly I hear such a phrase:"Oh you fucking fucking, fast the calendar took, fucking fucking!and "
big4uk: I stop in the ocean and look at this rose...
big4uk: He then explained for a long time what he thought I was in the headphones...

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №42994
 11.02.2011
X: That’s why you won’t meet a man with his head shattered now.
X: Oh, not to you
Y: O_O

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №42993
 11.02.2011
The xxx:
You are a doctor’s daughter – you shouldn’t get sick at all! Isn’t your mother deflecting you from viruses and bacteria?

YYYY :
No, she brings me the newest and freshest from work

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №42992
 11.02.2011
With the disconnection of cold water, each hand washing turns into a quest: to have time yet... Ah, bl*t, boiling water!!! to

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №42991
 11.02.2011
I talked to a friend in the chat, and Chet wanted to smoke. I don’t think it would be so fuelless to leave for a short time. I asked her "What is encapsulation?" and left. As expected, her next post with the first lines from Wikipedia came minutes later.

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