Yesterday I was on a bus with three students sitting next door.
XXX: Well, fine, it wasn’t well done.
xxh: one begins to point out on the glass with the finger: "J..."
Damn, I think there is nothing to do...
xxx: "Life..."
XXX: I don’t think it’s a joke???! to
YYYY : :-)
xxx: "LIFE"
YYY: It is strange :)
I wonder what kind of intellectual youth is nowadays!!! 8 ( )
xxx: the second line went "G...."
XXX: I’ve gotten away from my heart.
xxx: then he wipes out this "G" and pronounces "bad, we will not reveal the whole truth";
YYY :D

Thousands of hopes have collapsed. Cynthia is betraying Junior with some Wheel!

<FEAR> With my inertia, it will be faster to write this song yourself than to download)

Commentary on the book on Librusek:
The worst thing you can imagine is the invisible shit. You walk on the street - clean, entered invisible shit, came to work and smell, and it is not visible and it is not understandable where it smells. Everybody thinks you’re a young man. And you strive, look around, look at your feet, feel yourself - here are your hands already in the invisible shit. So you'll all overwhelm, and you'll get stuck under your nails, and you'll overwhelm the entire keyboard, and the mouse. All in shit, smells, but clean and careful. Because of this, there is a disruption of work. You go home, and there are all in the metro in the shit (not only have you entered in the invisible shit), the smell is terrible, some are already swallowing... Do not eat - hands in the shit, wash without reason - the cranes in the shit and the door handles... This is about what I felt when I read this.

**this case.. decided to make the guy a surprise alya America on the DR.. hid before his arrival in the cabinets, the agreement - not to jump out until he does not open the cabinets himself.. came up somehow, we sit.. he comes.. well fuck.. hangowukkkka... who knew that he would first get rid of it fuck!!!!!!...

According to the new version of Article 1273 of the Civil Code of the Russian Federation, all users of torrents can be planted for 6 years and fined with 5 kcal of wood.

I have 10 Terobytes of porn uploaded, how many decades will I be imprisoned?
That’s not all for parody 😉

A real dialogue on ecology
Teacher: What are limiting factors?
Student: Let me better explain to you by example.
P: So let it go.
C: Imagine a desert.
P: Well...
There are elephants living there.
Q: Well... let me say.
If there suddenly grows a forest...
P: Where is it? In the desert?
C: Well you just imagine.
P: It is well.
C: If the forest grows there, all the elephants will die of hunger.
Q: Why is it!? to
C: They can’t hunt rabbits.
What kind of rabbits??? Why can’t they???! to
C: In the desert, the trees will run to interfere with them.
Q:...? :D

mKostya: bro нада 50 wmz
Tagged: urgent
Awa: has gone
MKostya: Nothing came
Awa: Gone out of my ass

How will Chihuahua be multiplied?
and dohuahua!

Can I stay in Swindon with your parents?
“Naturally,” the fool shouted, “of course! How much you want! Everyone will be happy. Their apartment is huge. Bata is a correspondent member, Momsa is a honored artist. You will be hosted by housekeepers...The only condition is not to say that we know each other. Otherwise everything is gone. When I was fourteen, I was a disgrace to my family.

It is funny when atheists in the traditionally Orthodox country celebrate a Catholic holiday – Valentine’s Day.

by RW_Fedko
Lectures are fun.
Prepod actively explains what an indefinite integral is:
What is the "undefined integral" in essence? Behemoth, giraffe, number or function?
The audience at once says: "number!", "function"..
And only from the last part: "I don’t know how you do, and I think it’s some shit."

The subordinate wrote an explanatory note about the delay:

I was late to work for 20! minutes because of the fact that until 4:30 in the night worked on our project home. Because of those 20! I won’t go for lunch today. Life is shit. (the signature )

Employee of the creative department... now I think to cancel the punishment for delay...

by jadv_step
My aunt works in a bank. At the same time, everyone should smile, showing kindness. But then suddenly comes a new internal order, according to which it is no longer necessary to smile, but simply to express friendship in general (!) expression of the face. It turns out that the management of the bank revised its policy after a complaint from a client who that the cashier was...echoing and giving me my small salary.

46974 (saved 2009-02-09 at 14:45)
In one culinary program (Kaliningrad) invited the main sysadmin of the city... you will not guess what they were cooking...
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Now peeling pizza will be popular with the Kaliningrad hostess)

Which ninja turtle was your favorite in childhood? I have Michelangelo :)
I have Donatello.
Roadrunner: Let me guess. Were you so smart?
Strongly No. Just in the village where I lived as a child, there were no nunchaks and sables, but only sticks :(

Difficulties of translation:
Lynx: When I lived in a shelter, I came up with a way to eat on a hole when the money was running out. He generated random numbers, knocked into rooms with these numbers, and if a girl opened it, he was represented as a French student named Eboujon Zayed. It worked once.
Gella: Where are you going?
In the eye, fucking! It’s an ebony, you know?
Gella: When is it?
and Lynx:

x(16:03:53 9/02/2009)
What happened to Nero??? (The primary from 6 to 8 version.
I just need to record a record, and I’m being proposed to make a nuclear war!! to

How can one live in a world where a lack of face is easily compensated by cosmetics, a lack of legs by spikes, and a lack of mind by faintness?! to

Every morning started with Basha.
And every day was lucky, because, it started with laughter - the office was lying pattal, I stopped painting the eyelids in the morning, because I laughed to tears... Meetings with friends started with the words "...And you read on BASHE..."...
And here's what I'll tell you - stupid quotes, mother, past descriptions of sexual misfortunes led to the crisis!!! Bring back the blonde, the shredder, the cat... It’s not funny what’s happening here right now! Just a guy with dollars and pleased...
I’ll probably stop coming here...not funny!! to
I understand that my quote will not pass, but the moderator - go edit Anshlag, or buy a semak and drop it to your Babruisk.
Blonde in Chocolate.
P.S If anyone knows a funny website, please tell me.