When I was young, I also went to the disco. A local DJ, well acquainted with the customs of the golden youth, asked before the beginning: Well, what will we do? Dracula or dancing?

I sit behind the comp, the telephone is turned on, there is a series, I listen to what is happening there. An investigation is underway, they are looking for satanists, apparently found suspects, a dialogue between two investigators:
“No, they can’t be satanists, they’re grown-ups, serious people, educated, working on decent jobs.
Look where they work! One works in the community, so there is no doubt that he is a satanist, and the other is a system administrator, who will go to such a job, if not a satanist?

O_O

It doesn’t matter when you were born. If you are writing a course on a humanitarian subject, you are a waterlord)))

Russian astronauts will launch the Cedr.
The rockets have ended.

Importantly :
I drink tea for two days. When I bought it, I felt that something was wrong with it)) I have such a vigor, I have been sleeping for 3 days at 4 hours and I don't want to))
I think it’s tea ?"

Fucking take it! I want him too, what’s his name?
Whoever is interested also o_o

One honourable old virgin who lived on the bank of the river complained to the police that a group of little boys swam in what the mother gave birth right under the windows of her house. The chief of the local police immediately sent one of his subordinates to the scene of the incident, and he urged the children to choose for their overly loose bathing some other place, away from the lady.H, it wasn’t three days, as an upset old maiden again appeared in the police station: it’s worth getting up on the roof of the house, armed with a good binoculum – and the young shameless are again visible as on the palms!"

(c) P. Vaclavik "How to become unhappy without outside help"

XXX: and the sausage was greener and the grass is written in rubles.

Allan, you are a decent girl!
Who how...
and yes. Now in more detail. Who and how...
Oh yeah! No to! Forget it! She is a decent girl.

Greetings to Russia
I: Hello
Ruth: There is a matter. I will call!
Then comes the SMS:
The client asks you to call him back.

From Google Video:

How to make a banana not black
Answer: Swimming in the water

In Siberia, such mosquitoes fly that when you catch him with your hand from the top of the fist, his hobbits, and from the bottom - eggs.

Father, is it you?
BON: I
N: A is not 7
Tagged: joke
N: I know how to check you
BON :?
N: Where did you store a record of porn in 2003?
I threw him out.
N: Ah, that means you’re not a dad.
Dad would not throw it out.

dfnd: Why do you have such a strange nick, a fox?
I will answer if you answer mine. Why do you have Dfnd?
Dfnd: Yes I have tried different. Everyone is busy. I went over and picked it up in my head.
Frog: Well I got it.

My friend's correspondence with a girlfriend is going seriously.

You are you!! You have become a senseless shit! You will not notice how your heart will turn into a stone. I am sorry for you, Kirill. You will not see how they turn away from you. You could communicate with me like before.
Rabbit, what are you talking about? Am I being rude with you?
Fuck, do you not understand it yourself???? to
Friend: Well what are you, dear, sorry... and what happened?
Girl: before on my jokes you responded somehow like ")))))))))))))))", but now... "))" - this is specifically to make me laugh in my soul, right?? to

Orthography is corrected.

When I don’t get to sleep in the morning, I slow a little. This morning it came out:

I wake up, I think: while the girl is in the bathroom, I will now do my business, I will prepare breakfast, just she will go out, everything will be ready. I rearrange everything, I wait. does not come out. I go to the bathroom and there is no one. I know I don’t have a girlfriend.
O O O O The morning fucking.

Four days before mortals will celebrate the day of sex for a postcard.

I’m probably not the only one to learn most of the news from BOR?

This day the shield opened. My mother and I, of course, were scared. They started calling Daddy while Daddy was walking, the spark stopped. Let’s tell Dad that it happened. Dad does not believe. None in any.

Half an hour later I called the electricity. Not because I convinced him. No is. Just the dog (who was the same eyewitness as my mom and I) looked up all that half-hour. on the shield.

M: I can’t do without you.
M: No, it’s all fine)) I let go.
I forgive you.)
The Fuck!! to

The Polka:
I, for instance, removed the President of the Russian Federation from friends (in Twitter) - he writes a lot))). In addition, it is not funny.
Written on 26 January at 20:30