XX: It is very unpleasant to realize that only a dog is ready to walk with you. Just because he wants to fuck.

The people in the store have such faces, as if Rosstat did not declare the record in 8 years of income growth of Russians.

Tired of horror stories about bloodthirsty aliens, destroying all life on Earth. We can do it without any alien monsters.

It is wrong to think that we are in the Middle Ages.
In the Middle Ages, Russian merchants came to overseas lands, looked at how beautiful and fine they were and thought that it was necessary to do so. There are many historical monuments.
Current figures, coming to overseas lands and seeing how well there is, think that it would be necessary to move their homeland here.

We live in the United States and go to buy a child's hat.

“This,” said the son, throwing his finger into a Canadian hat.

- Such snow in the winter in Russia is worn, the hat is called, and here there is no snow, sure? I will clarify.

“Oh,” he agrees, “a great hat, take it.

Okay, he has to walk.

The next day the child went to school wearing a rain jacket and a shirt.

He returns, I ask, - like a hat, did it have an effect?

He says joyfully.

“I wore it, Jay (a friend, Hindu) looked at me, silently got the cell phone, turned on the loud Russian anthem and you two, with harsh faces, marched through the corridor to the street. The classmates opened their mouths of surprise. He praised the success of the show.

My friend’s salary was reduced to zero. Running to understand. It turned out that the debtor his full weight, birthday on the same day, only the year of birth is different and the registration is different. They got it, the money was returned. A month later, the situation repeats. Once again, they brought everything back. After two months, a friend goes on vacation, receives a vacation on the card, which instantly writes down the bills. They go back to them, again. The money is returned to the debtor. I went on vacation until I got the money back.