Nigerians are beheaded for unconventional sex. ha! Per they were also BDSMs, this was so cool.

Are you a DAG? Where is your low priora?
I have a low self-esteem instead.

here here :
I’ll get acquainted with the "voice from the back rows", with "somebody from the room" well or at the edge of the "and here some guy is talking". I appreciate humour in people.)

Well, hello, I am - "zzz" ))

The ear hurt. Suddenly it was so good. My wife: "Nifga in your palm is opened." I: "No. Not even in the ear". And then I understand with horror that she says something to me and I hear nothing. Absolutely nothing! No, well, I left, of course, after realizing that she just started to move her lips silently, but the fluff for prevention, however, gave out.

The troll:
from ZH:
I want to change my name in Ukraine. I will glorify Ukraine.
I will be able to walk around Kiev and troll the fascist patrol.
They ask:
How are they called?
Glory to Ukraine.
Glory to the heroes! How are they called?
Glory to Ukraine.
Euromaidan, to the heroes of glory. How are they called?
Glory to Ukraine.

And so infinite.
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Troll you can stream on the internet, in real you will get in the bubble right away!

o_iv >> By the way, I read an interesting article on the subject, and what if there was copper instead of iron in hemoglobin?
It turned out: 1. The blood would be blue. 2nd For the normal functioning of this blood, a sufficiently high level of alcohol in the blood is required. Three It starts working normally at pressures below those that are about a kilometer above sea level :-)
It turns out the direct Greek pantheon - the blood is blue, live in the mountains, constantly drink :-)

XXX is ARRR! The cat dropped the phone, the battery fell
xxx: now will ask for the date and time
Yes, I see this picture.
yyy: the phone slowly rises, rubbing the broken side, and says
Sorry, but what year is it?

I am currently learning German. To remember words, I try to associate them with something. "where" in German "Wohin", pronounced approximately as "vagin", remembered as "where?" "in pizz". a "from where" - "woher". Then they will return to the place where they are, and they will return to the place where they are. Easily and logically remembered.

p.s Throw in what convulsions are now beating near the monitors of the Grammar Nazi from the German.

March 8 (February 23) days of holiday exchange of shampoos

If we get to the fourth world war, preserving the technology, then at the very beginning it will have to shoot all bloggers, and there will be no war.

A teenage psychologist’s friend told her that she was brought to a 15-year-old girl who is suspected by her parents that the lesbian, whispering a boy who is gay!
Does anyone have a brain glue?

Today in the entrance appeared a new year congratulatory poster from the "Post of Russia".
9 March at 1:16

Dialogue at work:
Did you congratulate the children on March 8th? Do you have girls?
A girl and a boy. The child-girl congratulated, gave 500 rubles on online toys, whatever he wants, it will spend.
How did he congratulate his sister?
He said he would not be beaten today.
It is cool! My brother gave me such gifts as a child.

Let me ask you! how do you feel?
questions of spiritual development, improvement of consciousness, evolution of the soul?
WOW: It was necessary to wait for permission first, and then ask, didn’t it?
Question: What do you have in my soul? If you are interested in buying, let’s negotiate. My product has a number of undeniable advantages over competitors!
I don’t need your soul.
I just wanted to squeeze her.
Always send those who want more than enough. And everyone is convinced of the fucking divinity of their vector. And especially ingenious also the commission not to take for navigation*)

In a close to ideal society (in terms of politics, of course), which probably existed in ancient Greece, in which people could somehow influence and know the truth.
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It is a politically ideal society, right? Can you tell us what influence a significant part of it had on him, called the ‘slave’? Or do you, in the wake of then-citizens, not consider slaves human beings? Well, so calm down, and now someone, who should", and the truth knows, and influences society. And we and you simply do not relate to this "who-nam". You forgot about slaves, today’s masters don’t take you into account.

Father (looking carefully): What did you cut off?
He hasn’t shaved for a long time.

xxx: In 2007 he rested in Abkhazia, in 2008 it was pressed away from Georgia, in 2012 he rested in Crimea... until he was nowhere (but in Finland). Ready to go anywhere in the world 😉

YYY: I suggest forums to go down, and send it to Pendoxia!

In fact, people with disabilities are those who do not know how to fold two and two in mind, and can not take off their ass from the chair, which is overwhelming. And at the Paralympics, there are people with unusual capabilities.

The granddaughter of the writer, Valentina Katayev, told how her girlfriend at school was asked to write a piece about what Katayev invested in the image of Vany from the novel "Son of the Regiment". A friend came to Katayev in visit and asked about this the writer himself, taking his words as the basis of his work. As a result, for the composition, she received a three with a minus with a comment that Katayev thought about something completely different.

Ukraine joined the EU. Two cousins sit and drink.
One of them asks, “Wow?
The second replies: “Yes, I’m unemployed, my wife washes the floor in Italy, my son marries a German, my daughter is a prostitute in France!!!” It’s all Moscow’s fault!! They told us, “Don’t join the EU, don’t join the EU!!!” They knew what we had done!!! to