In the bull crawl.
Breathing on the move:
Steroids are over.
I will fall now.

A familiar American made repairs in the apartment, and put the switch in the bathroom in the American way: inside the bathroom. Type so it will save on the fact that the light does not burn while he enters the bathroom or goes out.
I congratulated him and calculated: the one-time saving of the entry-out would be 2 seconds. 1 minute a day, 6 hours a year. At the power of the lamps 18x5 = 90 W and tariff 5. 38 year savings will be 2 rubles 90 kopecks.
Payment for transfer of the switch - 800 rubles.
I’ve never seen him so ugly...
and #960;

Grother: You’re like on a train, and yourself online on Skype
Crow: z c ntktajyf
Crow :,kz
I am from the phone.
Grother: Yeah yes yes 😉

We sit with a friend in a cafe, a guy with a girl is sitting at the next table. Immediately it is visible that the girl really likes the guy, he, then the affair constantly with her about something, does not want there to be an uncomfortable pause in communication. And Madam herself zero attention to him, sitting in her iPhone and she is okay. Here she suddenly breaks off from the smartphone and says to the guy, "I didn't understand, but why am I sitting here with you? “Call a taxi, I’m going home.”

I live in the village. I went to a local supermarket to buy fish. I approach the shelves, a young couple stands there, a girl shakes a bowl with a syrup (well, sometimes they put it differently, and to determine where more, you need to shake). The guy says to the girl:

What are you doing? There everything is the same. No one is shaking.

I am going to take the bank. I begin to shake. The guy:

Let you all go!