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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №110504
 11.03.2015
The forum. The first comment under a message from another expert:
One more crown shrugged his head.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №110503
 11.03.2015
You know, I’m a programmer and a little boss (with a right if not a voice, then a whisper). So, I don’t know a girl programmer with the other equal preference to a boy programmer. Because boys go into programmers, among other things, because "money is well paid", "work in a warm office", "it’s more prestigious than a sales manager" and "you can play toys in your free time from work", and girls – just because they want to be programmers. And as the number of girls who want to become programmers is growing slower than the number of boys who want to get higher salaries for prestigious office work, the percentage of women in the industry is slowly declining.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №110502
 11.03.2015
>>Who, tell me, guessed to name the airline "Icarus"?

The same expert who named the fuel tank "Faeton".

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №110501
 11.03.2015
What did you do this weekend?
I went to the zoo with my kids.
How does the cat live with the cat?
-Eeee... In fact, the rys was alone...But she threw over the cage...I think she was upset. The cat has abandoned her.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №110500
 11.03.2015
A new, exclusive MacBook.
Materials are bamboo and nubuck.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №110499
 11.03.2015
Why did you go to the Institute X?
YYY: History is that there was a choice between X and Harvard. I met for a long time in the choice and stuck to the end. And here I am.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №110498
 11.03.2015
The fucking moderns are burning in hell. There is no shortage of shortage of shortage. I take off from here.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №110497
 11.03.2015
I teach computer science to 2nd grade children. The task of drawing in Paint cartoon. By the way, in the textbook is drawn Gromozek. Children, of course, have no idea who it is and ask - who is it??? I am a groom... Voot.
At the end of the lesson I go through to check the tasks, all beautiful letters above the drawing the inscription "HOMOSECA". >< Where are we going?

c) Suslichek

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