Iriska (14:09:12 11/04/2008)
My computer is not charging at work. Can you come and help?
The job is worth...

MaratMS (14:12:38 11/04/2008)
I have spermatoxicity, can you come, can you help?
Atheist is standing...

Iriska (14:17:26 11/04/2008)
of spermatoxicity? Choose the right answer:
I don’t know how to help, I didn’t suffer.
Buying a bucket can help.
Go to Talk! It will help, and you do not have to go far.

MaratMS (14:20:56 11/04/2008)
Does the computer not load? (choose the desired answer)
A: I don’t know how to help. I have a computer working.
If you have a beard, it may help.
Kill yourself the wall! It will help, and you do not have to go far.

Iriska (14:22:11 11/04/2008)
The shame. You just want me into bed. This is all you need.

MaratMS (14:23:38 11/04/2008)
The homeland. You would just exploit me. This is all you need.

Iriska (14:24:01 11/04/2008)
Chamochnik

and crucial:
It was a bad idea to blow the keyboard.

The domain of the Ministry of Health of Ukraine is moz.gov.ua. They would still be in the.net zone.

My laptop just screamed with a floppy drive after the reboot
The strangest thing is that he has no floppy drive from birth.
Genetic memory of ancestors.

A ghostly pain :)

Yesterday, the client had a mega-redger brought, with a blade, like you put a paper in a blade, it's fast on the sheet, well, it took two packs of paper, so that the secretary understood that it's not a new printer.

She
When are you free on Saturday or Sunday?? to

He is
Wedding on Saturday, Wedding on Saturday

She
You are getting married????????????????????????? to

He is
I will divorce on Sunday and go to you.

She
Thanks to God.

Dr. Dr Dr
Do you know what customer care is?

Dr. Dr Dr
Administrator avatar size 1.2 MB on the provider's technical support forum.

A lady calls (by voice - forty years old) and eager to hear the voice of my boss. The following dialogue:
I am: Allo!
Is the company so good?
I: Yes
D: Can such an edakovich be on the phone?
I: He is not there. The lunch break.
Q: Will he appear today?
I am UGU.
Q: When can you tell me?
I: In about an hour.
D: Will he be?
I : Yes!
D: Are you sure? Do I call back then?
I: Yes please
Q: Are you a programmer?
I lay my cheek on my knees. The removal goes backwards. Within 10 seconds (!) The corresponding thoughts (Freud, clairvoyance, black magic) are rooted in the head, logical constructions are built and turned into dust, etc. Finally, I press out something like "Dda-a", in response to which the lady satisfactorily states: "I immediately guessed. You are all so foolish!"

10:16:23 misha: Everything, fuck!!! Where is the world going??? Our Sisadmin came in a costume, shaved and shaved!!! O O O O!! to
10:20:52 misha: Avoid the alarm, he has a wedding day, he went for a flash for a photocall... ))

4uGySa: Do you remember the Coca-Cola company organized an action in the winter? Type collect traffic jams with bears and get a plush bear trunk as a gift? Dude, you have gotten it up! ?

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So we plush?

How do you know him?
He is 19 years old.
Did I ask her address?

Those who do not know now for an unpaid fine of 100 rubles can be imprisoned for 15 days.
Soon there will be drivers.
They will have 28 bucks on their back, or even more!
And such basars such as "Where do you put the cup of tea I have already done 10 walks when you studied in the car school"

<GoGoGo> There was a time when naming a guesthouse "Blue Dali" seemed a good idea...

XX: And most of all, I was stunned by the tax - the reporting on an electronic medium. I laughed there.
X: I just brought them a flash.
You are what?! to
XX: thiaaaaaa
So they searched for Sisadmin for 40 minutes.

xxx: postinor eaten.... x** knows why the month does not start... tomorrow morning I will do the test....

xxx: but like two pills... generally should sweat anyway... or I’ll buy two more...
* is
* is
Don’t trust the pastor, my advice to you.
Even I (boy) know that a shepherd does not help you to fly no later than 72 hours after you were shot in a pellet.
Z is. Let’s plunge, the girl doesn’t recognize it.
Lucky

Well, by tradition, we wish the moderator jozhig successfully pass the test of the dwarfs :)

Nadka
and I was cut beautiful hairstyles and I am not washing now, so that the hair does not ruin

Michael
It is ?
Funny...
I’ll come in the summer, I’ll estimate.

Uuuu
I really sit down.
Ssss
Coffee does not help?
Uuuu
I say to the girl, she is silent.
Uuuu
I am her again.
Uuuu
She is silent again.
Uuuu
And I understand that it needs to be said out loud...

Ksy$hko

Sandra is looking for a very similar defacker to pass the fluorogram! He doesn’t just want to pull his eyebrows out of his nipples.

Frodo
) ) )