here here :
"be beautiful" is probably a verb.

We need to know the classics!
A puppet (five years) was sprinkled with spirits: I'm all so stinking. I am all so dumb. and turning in the mirror.
My mom is so cute!"

to this:

Yesterday in the resuscitation called me a 4-year-old boy:
Aunt come to me.
I am fit. There is a surgeon nearby.
The child :
Find my mom, look her in the eyes, just look, and say I love her so much.

And all because despite the law, the resuscitation of parents is never allowed. This is why children have to convey their love through intermediaries and grow up not by years.

Aristotle: Never ever! Never bring women to the server for love pleasures!
Archon: You will be fine.
Argont: But the server will upset you and make you do the same with yourself.

Late in the evening (so that there is no traffic jams) we carry furniture, a lot of furniture, so I order loaders. A good mother decided to warn her son.
Baby, I will be late today.
and pause.
And not alone.
The son wide opened his eyes.
With a man?? to
You won’t believe with two!! to

A boy found in the library
Books by Tom
Sometimes he whispers a little.
The world of happiness and love
by Sansonnet

I adore Russia! Google how to record a video from the TV - the most adequate answer found on the forum of racers!and :)

As for literacy.
I went to OK a day ago, saw a photo with a monument and the phrase "who will come to us with the sword - from the sword and die". Untoldly surprised and upset - the monument is still, what mistakes to make?
I asked in the chat carefully, did anyone else notice her?
I was almost broken! It turns out that everything is correctly written!!! to
Why? → Because one lady said that the test word is “Dale” and in the old Slavic language there is the word “Dale” and it slows like “Sword”, and the author of the monument decided to remind us with one letter of his roots (black, yes?!).And another "literate person" supported her in this version. The fact that all the remaining words are written in modern Russian does not bother her. Attempts to remind the rules of ending in the creative period also brought nothing good.
and all. The whole chat decided that "the sword" is right, so that it is impossible to persuade. Everyone who then came in and tried to say something about the mistake was roughly sent to all the letters of the alphabet, plowed and taunted by such "wise men."
I am for what?
To the fact that thanks to such literacy, the entire Russian language goes to hell, but impenetrable stupidity, ignorance and humility flourish.
Shame on you comrades.
Burn in Hell.

The engineers of the USSR were valued. We could simultaneously teach engineering graphics, sopromat, biochemistry, philosophy and a foreign language. Exams and not exams. And without copying and stealing of other people’s references from the internet. Therefore, when the last engineers of the union retire, the fabulous dolby... e... diletants will remain in the production.
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10 years ago we had 2 universities in the city: 1 - technical, where all the teachers are still from the Soviet Union, 2 - humanitarian, stepping up with time. In the first hemorrhoids with new laws on education, the second - clapped "scientific degrees" employees and problems decreased.
After studying in one, an engineer, he decided to get a humanitarian education, when he went with an insider from the first diploma to reset the assessments at the department of economics of the university. He told his colleague the following:
" and Nefigasebe, they have economics engineers and bucks. More accounts than our managers"

Ann Swan: Men are strange. Sasha told me at the beginning of our relationship that our relationship is like a flower. Maybe they grow up, maybe they don’t.
Ann Swan: And now this guy is hiding under the couch and waiting for me to go into the room to scare me.

On the subject of teachers. I studied in 1st grade and learned to read and write a long time ago. They made a drawing: it was necessary to wrap their hands and paint them with different colors. I did everything and signed: My assistants. The teacher corrected the helpers. I say, “But this is from the word help!” and she replied, “You have not yet passed the test words, so you can’t know how this word is written.”

You are not in the voice.
The employer is calling me now. well in the summer)
- Julia Alexandrovna, your director sent me in the ass and I decided to call you.
Do you think I am "OOO"? O_O
Your ass is the most friendly.
Ambiguous compliments
Sorry, I didn’t think, can I call back later?

Hunger: "We need to do more!"
Lying: "We need to eat less!"

From the read before

I sell shadows for black and white half liters.

I sell a jeans shirt.

))))))))) Oh yeah

British art blogger Jonathan Jones called for a cultural boycott of Russia:
One of the answers has just been suggested by Matthew Born, "refusing to carry his gay interpretation of the "Swan Lake" (!) Russia and Russia" I believe that a cultural boycott, in this case, is a good idea... No art for Russia until it returns to a democratic and peaceful path!

The black cane, ha! I am allergic to it because my grandmother fed me with it when I was a child. By the way, it was because it was a delicacy, and a good woman tried to squeeze in the child more - when she will try again. But now I have the opportunity to say: "Black caviar? by Fu! Remove it from me, I can't see it!" And to write in the application for RI "Allergy to black caviar" and look at the reaction of the masters - invaluable...

I got somehow "he wanted the unit", this is where the depths of human thought.

I am a cook technician.
Recently I hear in a meat store a conversation of the seller (P) with a woman (G):

Do you have marble beef?

(P): Yes, we recently brought it cheap, but we threw it out.

Why were they thrown out?

(P): No one took it from us, and they didn't take it home to cook because when we cut it there were many thin fibers of fat and all sorts of foods.

Q!vi: The charm of working in a Chinese company is the pearls of the Chinese themselves.
Now Dime’s letter arrives at the mail"Dear Mr. Chow Onoroyt...".
We didn't get to who this gentleman was for a long time until they remembered: Dima once again struck the customer, and that English-speaking Chinese quietly approached and watched, not knowing how to turn to Dima, until he heard how from the neighboring cabinet of Lech outragedly said "what is he oreth?"" took this for Dimin's name and remembered :)
Yuuu: It is great :)

I can’t get used to the bathroom ringing in the housephone when it’s on.

Purple: It's bad that many of them before the appearance of the same, not so long for now, so long so, temporarily with someone else...
REMUS58: Klichko, go out, I recognized you