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[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №156127
 11.04.2021
Putin instructed officials to deal with the rise in housing prices in Russia after they successfully dealt with the prices of products and the indexation of pensions for working pensioners.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №156126
 11.04.2021
A memoir about the Thai toilet.

A tour of the Golden Ring of Russia came to some male monastery. I checked everything, I had to go to the toilet. The master pointed to the staircase down, saying there you will find everything. The ladies went down and saw two doors with the signs “B” and “C”. A lively discussion began - where to go? Some ladies insisted that they need to be in "B", but I just don't understand why so rude? Other girls have quite admitted that they are “C,” but again, why so ignorant, though honest? The question remains open: where do men go if both doors are female?

The conflict was resolved by the descending obedient, explaining that the inscriptions mean Brothers and Sisters.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №156125
 11.04.2021
Is it normal for young girls like us to be under forty?

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