Weekly sperm whispers, which only talk in eggs and do not do anything. At your age, I won a multi-thousand marathon, fertilized an egg, received a prestigious housing, poor food, and soon I will grow my fingers on my feet. Be envious of you, puppets!

Spermatism of Aristarch.

Daddy enters the room and cries:

Daddy, what’s there on the roof?
And to fry? 0 o... The soup!!! to
Soap and soup? 0 - O

News: "The Korean gave up on the rights from 960 times!"
This is no country without bribery!! to

For some reason it seems to me, when I look at the face of the little one, that in his eyes all the wisdom of the world and the face of some shit is not childish.

RRR: So now it’s running...

Neperap
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Whoever has read this nick.

The developers of Mafia 2 for the transfer of the game from spring to August want to express a huge thanks from all Russian students

and LadyLion-
Just talking in a dream is a shit.)
I have a familiar lunar))))) the guys rent the apartment, sleep together on the couch. One tells me: I sleep at night, silence and peace, and then Dimon jumps up from the bed, triumphantly strikes his hands up and, furiously squeezing his foot, (and the boy weighs 100 kg) cries on the whole house: "Yeeees, I beat this hairy hand."

XXX: A tank with drunk tankers
This gesture

YYY: No, it is not a gesture.
This is a tank with drunk sailors.

How do you plan to deal with Danyu?
Just like last year 😉
I don’t remember what happened last year...
No one remembers that.)

I know a married couple. They are about 20 years old. The female half of this union tells me about how her husband dusted the car. Following her words:"No. We don’t have a small car vacuum cleaner and we don’t even ask anyone, he decided to do the usual. But just so dusting it was boring for him. So this miracle launched the soundtrack of the Ghostbusters on the magnetol repeat, attached to the back a large vacuum cleaner with a long pipe... and :)

Mom is coming.
He asks: Will you eat soup?
I am on the machine: what?
She is... free.

It is very hot at home. The husband decided to sleep dressed, completely. He is already asleep, I lie down next to him, wakes up a little, takes my hand, puts it on his pitch and says, “Save him.” I: Oh, I am you, a chain dog? He: No, but somebody has to protect him.
I go without a bayana.

Three nights. There’s something loud walking around the room and quietly whispering: “I’m a cowboy, I stop, I breathe deeply, I breathe out... With a calm voice, I’m a cowboy, and cowboy doesn’t kill anyone.” After 5 seconds with a furious glance with a crushing voice:"They are crazy alive in pieces!!and "

Yunka
I married the one who kissed me first.

Yunka
The Princess Frog

xxx: our weekends reminds me of the movie "The Resident of Evil"...
YYY: Why
xxx: a couple of zombies splash over the course of the day, bite to bite, and around emptiness and silence.
YYY : :D

From the forum:
Please tell me how to unobtrusively teach a 6-year-old child to touch a piss. He just doesn’t get his hands out of his trousers, even sleeping with his hands. And one day, in the kindergarten, drunk toys and went to sleep. What to do?

to this:
Smoking in school is the best way to drink tea in the director’s office.
Drink a tea? In my time in the director's office only puddles were served :D
It is ===
and also gave a balance to get the lilies at home, there were times...

A session is when you call a fellow at 2 p.m. and don’t ask him if he’s sleeping.

On the white brick wall of the house in red paint is written SPIRT.
The letter Y is carefully crossed (the same red paint), and O is signed on the top.
In front of the wall, two boys are playing a ball.
I was blinded by demeanor.

to him:
XXX: We are sperming you, dear friends!! to
and...
Spray yourself!