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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №97744
 11.05.2014
xxx: I do not understand that so everything got worse, Bilan has already won, though without a beard and without a dress, in the sense not in a dress.
No dress next time.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №97743
 11.05.2014
I tell my husband:
We had a mouse. Probably got hot.
A man stretching a blanket on his ears:
The Naive...

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №97742
 11.05.2014
Do you have a Dutch Belarusian?
“No, Dutch is only Mamadish, and Belarusian is Lithuanian.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №97741
 11.05.2014
ha ha The flute is not for you, you know, to beat on the guitar. The head is needed.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №97740
 11.05.2014
The corporate chat. The R1 is:
Q1: I washed the rope
It’s too early, there’s still a lot to do.
Q1: You need a new smiley with a twisted board and legs hanging from the top.
Tl is:

(x and x)
and
and ___

P2: Timlid Who Could

[ + 24 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №97739
 11.05.2014
I decided to grow a beard.
The naked? What are you, grandmother?! to

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №97738
 11.05.2014
About the names: the courier of our partner firm was a Chinese, he was chasing the big, carried the documents there. He was called Son of the Horse. We even had a saying, fast as a blue horse.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №97737
 11.05.2014
In the meantime, you have filled the whole freezer!! Where are the 3 packages!!!? to
YYY: Em... I’m economical and forgetful.

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №97736
 11.05.2014
More in the "IT" dictionary:

XXX: Is the legal status of the originators known?
YYY: Yes it is known. They are."

The Complete.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №97735
 11.05.2014
VALPLO
What is this, Berry?! to
Withkittens
This is a rehabilitation post from a user with negative karma, sir.
VALPLO
What is he doing here, Berry?
Withkittens
It’s gathering downsides, sir.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №97734
 11.05.2014
We watch with a young man TNT, there is a advertising show "Holost", where 8 girls fight for the heart of a millionaire.
M: Could I take part in such a show too?
I: You don’t have that much money.
M: No, I mean the ninth girl.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №97733
 11.05.2014
XX: I am very indecisive. Maybe not very...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №97732
 11.05.2014
For some reason it seems to me that the bearded winner was sponsored by Gillette and even with them. Surely, their sales will now grow, and the fashion for three-day unbrushing for a while will disappear.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №97731
 11.05.2014
Okay well! We have men’s complexes according to Freud when we buy big cars.
And what complexes have the babies who buy mirrors with lenses of half a meter, while from all settings only know how to view and delete the photo?

[ + 19 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №97730
 11.05.2014
"Terror, transgender on stage, where is the world going?"

In fact, he is never a transgender, because Conchita is just a scenic image. Same as the heartbeat. But if the first expresses his life position in this way, the second is foolish and earns money from it.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №97729
 11.05.2014
DerArto: Brush your beard, and then as a finch.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №97728
 11.05.2014
I have a friend who is so racist that when he hired an American crew in the tanks, he made sure there were no blacks there.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №97727
 11.05.2014
X: I smoke different cigarettes because I like many different brands of cigarettes.
A: And at the same time? It is said that if you smoke not one brand, then there will be no habit. I have been smoking for 15 years and have no habits.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №97726
 11.05.2014
xxx: and you can imagine how much heat can be released by a stand filled with modern high-density blades?
yyy: ten times less than the point of the admin who has all this fallen...

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №97725
 11.05.2014
In the sexshop: two friends came in, apparently just climbing. One looks at the "girls with members" and is upset: "Why are they all so terrible?"
The second looked at him cautiously and asked, “Are you no longer troubled by them?”

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