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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №113260
 11.05.2015
52x max> In our family the main holiday is the day of the tankist
52x max> Celebrated every sixth and seventh day of the week

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №113259
 11.05.2015
About housekeepers, budgets and so on.
I work, my husband works, we have a young child. I am afraid to quit my job... And if in 5-10 years we get divorced, or something happens to my husband... What do we do then? Who will get me to work without experience? I just saw a few examples of this. Now I am afraid. I don’t know how women aren’t afraid of losing skills. What if suddenly this situation, and you have experience only washing, smoothing, and cooking?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №113258
 11.05.2015
Someone greeted
You greeted
Somebody is called? How many years?
You are Lѣon, 22
Are you aѣs?
Do you always have someone at hand?

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №113257
 11.05.2015
The most important person in the car is the person driving the car.
The car can be bought in the future and more expensive, but to change the fool - no.


[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №113256
 11.05.2015
here here :

For the sake of God. Or no one knows how to prepare for the check-exam-control for a good rating and safely forget most of the material immediately after passing. And the question was in another, not as the work of tutors and the help of parents, but in how much you can generally focus on the academy. The success. Since there are many examples of how a student due to various factors on assessments is successful, and in fact not, we can conclude that now this is not the best indicator.
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“Education is what remains when everything learned is forgotten.”

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №113255
 11.05.2015
and suspicious:

Any psychoanalyst will tell you that the active visitors to the squats are people who thus suppress their homosexual inclinations, and that is why they react so sharply to any replicas related to sexual orientation.
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Yes is? “Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.” – Freud
Hello to psychoanalysts.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №113254
 11.05.2015
Q: Do you know physics at least?
J: I know of course.
M: Well, the law of Ohm tell me
There is no reception against Om if there is no other Om.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №113253
 11.05.2015
I decided to buy a telescope.
I see the characteristics.
– – – – –
Characteristics of the telescope:
Weight, kg: is
– – – – –

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №113252
 11.05.2015
A certain vassal dismissed from our factory, after which a blatant joke appeared on the fence at the main entrance "The head of the factory". At an emergency meeting it was decided to paint this ugliness to the best of times, for which the youngest employee was appointed -I. Gave me some ancient bowl and said naked.
So here I stand, shake this shit and thinkfully look at the inscription, and behind me the Chief Jeep unnoticedly steals... I understand that the paint has dried up loudly I say - Pizdec now! I put on a cap, turn around and meet the boss’s flattered gaze.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №113251
 11.05.2015
I am often asked how I plan to celebrate my 30th anniversary. I answer that there is nothing to arrange a Paphos celebration, it is not a round date. Just like all the decent programmers :)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №113250
 11.05.2015
Just from Skype. We discuss with the coder the target audience of the site ordered to us (the company is engaged in the sale of all kinds of training, CA - all kinds of young-active-creative). I drop him a bunch of links to the profiles of selected "ideal customers" in social networks, a break of five minutes and...
What a fucking shame! They are the same with you as the Gandons in a package - all bright, brilliant, and natural!

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №113249
 11.05.2015
xxxx: It was a long time ago, I was just learning to fuck in the comments...

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №113248
 11.05.2015
And I also found two blades on the same curtain. There are no skulls, but the inlet is like a finger pressed. I have no idea where I could earn it. I want to fix them.
- Are these entrances, he specifies, in the front and back on the same level?
- Yes Yes
- Well... in general, these are not inserts, but marks showing where the hoodcrat should be fixed... Do not replace them...

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №113247
 11.05.2015
Here is this:
"Lev Lviv from Lviv, I wonder, are you in the world?"

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Have you forgotten the horoscope?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №113246
 11.05.2015
Can you guess which 4 items you forgot about us?

YYY: Oh virginity with me, sexism with me... Khm... Per honour, self-control and humanity?

XXX is almost :)

YYY: No-ka

Only if sexism is a circle, honor is a toothbrush, humanity is a toothpaste, and self-control is a spoon.
XXX: I can even break down by concepts :-)
Sexism is a circle, because who in the house washes the dishes?
Honour is a toothbrush, because there is no more intimate hygiene item
Humanity is toothpaste, because you brush your teeth and they will draw to you.
Self-control is a spoon, because only you decide how much sugar you will put in :-)

YYY: Bravo, applauded

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №113245
 11.05.2015
Will I buy MB in Offline?
Is it offline?
th th th th th th th th th th th th
Wow, I don’t understand, how is that?
No, not on the internet.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №113244
 11.05.2015
But here all our grandmothers in the office looked at her with jealousy!
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Ugu... and if suddenly in the family life, the word crossed - immediately such a "happy" and remember that she is not only without work, but also without any means of subsistence. In addition, the outwardly unclean representative of the Southeast people can insist on female unemployment purely in order that, to the sky, some male colleague "Hello, Vasily Ivanovich" without a vigilant man of the presence did not dare to say - it is a disgrace to talk to a stranger man. Not all women live in the captivity of humiliation "so children love" and imaginary envy could quite be a silent horror that she herself voluntarily swings her head into the loop.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №113243
 11.05.2015

In the Russian alphabet the letters "Ka" no, there is a letter "K", and "Ka" became a sound.

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Twins, how you did it! and doubled their foolish attempts to learn!! to
It is exactly the opposite.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №113242
 11.05.2015
Ladies and gentlemen, let’s end this gender, age and parental quarrel. I am 28, in a month 29, a couple of local wars, there is little to live. Just keep this resource funny. to regret.
Thanks for attention.

[ + 19 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №113241
 11.05.2015
I can still imagine a multivarka with a vagina, but all my attempts to imagine a vagina with a multivarka were unsuccessful.
**************
The weak! :) but the vagina with multivarka made my morning, at least

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