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[ + 19 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №152257
 11.05.2019
Sex once a week is better than onanism every day.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №152256
 11.05.2019
Paapa, let’s go play.
Now, my daughter, I will wash my dishes and go play.
is not. to play.
Can you keep secrets?
I am interested *
Every adult knows one secret. Don’t tell the kids about it...you want to know which one?
and Kiwa
Adults have no business. We are always playing. When we like to play, we call it rest. When we get tired of the game, we call it work. When we are paid for a game, we call it work. And now I’m going to play “make your dishes clean.” Will you help me?
and yes!! to

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №152255
 11.05.2019
Some positions are only transmitted sexually.

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