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[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №158009
 11.05.2022
In my childhood, my father often beat me.



YYY : Why?



More often than fuck.

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №158008
 11.05.2022
Who would have thought that after the victory over fascism will follow the victory over common sense.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №158007
 11.05.2022
The youngest in this picture, Boru, the Germans will hang on a shell, and his family will be able to save him at the last moment. After the war, he will study for a worker, will work in a radio lamp factory.
Two senior Germans are kidnapped to Germany, but they manage to escape on the road and join the Red Army. Valentine will become a carpenter, and the girl, Zoya, will graduate from nursing courses, and when she grows up, will work in the children's hospital of Gagarin and help prevent the death of one little boy who is now writing these lines.
Well, a boy sitting on a chair, one morning on April 12, 1961, will say, “We’re gone!”
All with celebration!
Yuri, we are correcting it.

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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №158006
 11.05.2022
In order to begin to degrade, you must first develop. If you’re stupid right away, it doesn’t count, guys.

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