by DROM'a:
xxx: we have 4 cats and dogs at home, I have to say in half a voice "yooptvayumati!", in the bustle.

" Attention to you! The sex machine does not include an electric drive. As an electric drive you can use any construction drill or screwdriver."

Here's why the neighbor behind the wall always drills something in the morning on the weekend!
One mystery is less.

What did it mean to us at the party?
Yes, so the rum was good.)

Commentary on the girl's photo:

He says, “You are a wanderer!
She: Thank you...
You are Ahuena 2! I just came here again to see!

Most women spend a bunch of money and time to attract a man, but only to say with a proud look.

In response to the story of the "Earth tribute to the master self-made".

In the early 1850s. The Russian Empire began deliberately deteriorating relations with the Ottoman Empire to provoke the Sultan to declare war. Then it was thought that the brave Russian soldiers would deal with the Turks in two ways - and it was likely, but Britain and France intervened in the war... In general, everyone heard about the Crimean War.

So, in 1853, in order to provoke the sultan, the lord Nikolai Palych sent the prince Alexander Menchikov (the grandson of the same Menchikov) as an ambassador to Istanbul. In addition to other deliberate violations of the diplomatic etiquette, Menchikov did not worship when meeting with the sultan himself - a terrible insult! The Turks, not seeing the possibility of forcing the prince to worship, made the gateway at the entrance to the throne hall so low that it was impossible not to bend.

Menchikov entered the throne hall with his back forward. and inclined.

I talked to a friend on a laptop via Skype. At this time, the second friend calls on the mobile phone, I turn on the loud communication, and we are already communicating three. Then I went out to the lodge to smoke. Back, the picture with oil: a laptop with a phone is actively discussing something. Tell me, is that not nonsense?

Comment on fashion with indoor plants to Morrowind:
I always wanted to make Morrowind a character who doesn’t know how to read, kills for money and carries a flower in a pot.

X: I came up with a story for the movie. Some archaeologist finds a manuscript of the classical era containing notes. And he understands that these are real notes, and that we know is the wrong interpretation. The classics sound differently. Then the mafia begins to turn to him, and at the end he delivers this manuscript to scientists, they understand how to really play classical melodies, organize a grand world concert, in which musicians play the melodies of classics as they should sound. In the end, everyone hears music, similar to the one in rap. The audience is delighted and begins to dress up and gather. How about the story?
Y: Looking at the films of the last few years, I think you’ve gotten to the point.

My husband comes back from work and I tell him the news.
I: Imagine, my son today showed me a child’s crossword, which almost figured out. There was only one word. There was a picture with a horse and a red arrow pointing to its back... So the little one wrote there "poppa". I laughed a long time, that was the question I had to come up with.
Man: And what had to be written there?
I am: "group"
Husband: In general, today you undermined my authority in the eyes of the child, this crossword we unraveled with him.

Denis
I look at the pyramids, the latest research
Natalia
And what there?
Denis
The hypotheses are not new, but they are well argued. They show unbuilt pyramids that I have never seen before.
The location of the three pyramids corresponds to the Orion belt. Orion is invisible in the sky for 72 days - during this time the sun passes from the temple of the sun (in the sky these are the pleasades of stars) to another temple in the sky through the Milky Way. The Milky Way is like the Nil. After 72 days, the Nile begins to spill. A shorter modeled part of the sky in Giza.
Natalia
You know, or maybe they just built it out of the goat, and now the scientists just want to apply the formula to the usual coincidences.)))))))
Denis
You’ve built a lot of things from Bali. Man is lazy. There are dozens of these pyramids on the planet. and all of the ballads))) alone even under the water
Natalia
))))))))) And suddenly they had fun - the smokers were. This is what I built.)))
Denis
2.5 million blocks each weighing 2 tons. There is no such thing being built now.)
Natalia
I don’t smoke now 😉 😉

xxxxxxxxxxx:
I was born at that time, do you have that feeling?

WOW :
I feel like I shouldn’t have done that :D

xxxxxxxxxxx:
Hahahaha, I am serious. Sometimes I want in those times when there were knights, princes, kings, and so on.

WOW :
Yes)) It is good to be a princess or a girl from a wealthy family)) And being a black peasant is no longer so tempting ;)

xxxxxxxxxxx:
I would have been a peasant: I would have run on the lawn in the dawn while everyone is asleep.

Allwold Dovechenko (3:34) :
of the wolves :D

Dedicated to Tohe-Kaktusoku

Top comment to the video on YouTube:

MrRavingRabbid: The Russian commentary in t0p and that they were not smashed by the overwhelming Omerican :D

On a famous job search site

The vacation :

financier

Full employment experience of 1 year.
Requirements: Work well
Conditions of Work: In the Air
Title: Revenge of the Court

I’ll get a new computer today! My old man is eight years old, my note is three years old, so I’m planning to get rid of him.
Good morning, how do you get rid of it? 😉
YYY: What are you going to do there?
XXX: Diablo 3 of course =)
YYY: Oh yeah, that’s me.
YYY: Well what
YYY: I was glad to know you.

Third day of Euro 2012. of Kharkov. The sleeping area. The night.
Well, all right now, even here the number of police officers has increased by three...
WOW: How is it?
Previously there were two, now there are six.
Fuck, I feel completely protected. Now I'm not afraid here at all - even if you stick to the hoops!
Q: You can’t do it, Chloe, you can’t do it? One against six...

The victory over the small Czech Republic was as if it had defeated the national team of Brazil during its triumph.

- And I was small and didn't understand what the salt "Fitilla"... It's good to be big! and :)
“I also remember that feeling – you’re waiting for Jeralash on the screen, and there’s a movie being shown.

hunted cockroaches (not in the head, but in the kitchen) with a vacuum cleaner.
I felt like a hunter. I recommend.