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[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №142098
 11.06.2017
It would seem that stupidity cannot be measured in length, however, the line to someone's relics has already reached eight kilometers.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №142097
 11.06.2017
I really thought there were no such people.

There is a girl talking to the manager of the communications operator in the salon.
Customer: I have a very expensive rate, ~290p / month, switch to time (almost 2p per minute)
How much do you talk per day?
Customer: Well 3-4 hours a day...
Manager: Every day?
The Customer: Yes!
Manager: Well you know that then you will have to pay about 7,000. rubles per month.
Customer: and before I paid less on the old tariff, I don't need a subscription fee!!! I need time!"

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