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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №6674
 11.06.2008
I came late from work tired, lay down in bed, I feel like it is about to come.

I sleep. He has not been sleeping for five years.

He jumped, jumped on me and said, “Let’s go to the doctor, let’s play, I’ll play for you.

I will fly my back!” Well heal it! I say. He pulled some “tools.”

and let me treat my back, something leads, scratches. It is pleasant, especially

After a tough day, I cut off shorter.In the morning I jumped off early - I walk in

The pool. Comfortable, people are very few, you do not push your foreheads. I swim and

I begin to realize that I am attracting attention that I do not understand.

There is some hiccups behind, smiles. He went out and took a shower with himself.

A confusing feeling. I approach a man and say, “Listen, landlord,

“Is my back okay?” And the back to him.

turning around, I hear: “Yes... glamorously, the cheetah looks especially

Creatively... »



It turns out, my small drawing attracted not only "tools, but also

A couple of especially strong flommasters, and apparently he broke into creativity!

The future master is growing!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №6673
 11.06.2008
The principle of uncertainty for women: to ruin relationships

Enough to find out.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №6672
 11.06.2008
The Princess:
And also a granddaughter, a dog, a cat and a mouse.
By the way, I never understood why in this fairy tale there was only the name of the dog.

by AlexVK:
Per the female dog was politically correctly replaced.

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