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[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №17191
 11.06.2009
<xxx> (18:43:34 17/05/2009)
Oh well!
Where the hell is where we go tomorrow?

<yyy> (18:44:07 17/05/2009)
Somewhere between the back and the feet.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №17190
 11.06.2009
The new electric shocker from Apple - iBlia!

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №17189
 11.06.2009
xxx: The new film of Takeshi Kitano "The Samurai in the Toilet":

(>_<)

(o_o)

(O_O)

(^_^)

yyy : ))))))))


[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №17188
 11.06.2009
Give to rights. Exam is a city. On the parking lot (where the movement begins) a crowd of people stands, everyone is waiting for their turn. There are several uneducated cars in this same parking lot. This is the "harm" study. From the driver’s door comes out a man, on whose face it was read, something fiercely speaks to the inspector sitting on the rear seat, strongly knocks on the door and goes away. He gets out of the pocket of the alarm barrel and sits in the next standing "prioru" on the driver's seat and leaves. Inspector in Houston. Looking forward to the next transfer.)

[ + 57 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17187
 11.06.2009
I came to the university to get a certificate of study at this institution. The dean (a hairy, bearded man of the 70s) signing her raises his eyes and asks:"and with the payment you, young man, is it okay?". "Em, yes, I have already paid everything", and I understand that the debt is still hanging over the past semester. Dean: Well, no worries, otherwise I will chase you for the rest of my life and bite you in my sleep.
I am afraid of O.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №17186
 11.06.2009
I am beginning to fear children again.
She went to the store, next to the door, the girl sits, painting small pieces.
I was in the store for a long time, the line was pipet, and the box alone worked.
XHH: So that diet at the time I came out, I was already finishing the drawing. Do you know what I painted??? Scuco, the contour of a lying man!! to

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №17185
 11.06.2009
Primitive system: No one can be forced to be a slave.
The slave ownership system - slaves exist, but they must be fed, drunk and forced to work.
Fortress law - slaves feed themselves, but they must still be forced to work.
Wild capitalism - slaves themselves come into slavery, feed and feed themselves, and force themselves to work.
A free world - slaves themselves come into slavery, feed and feed themselves, and force themselves to work. Moreover, they consider themselves free and they like it.

It’s strange to get that from the boss.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №17184
 11.06.2009
My wife filled out the questionnaire. A lot of stupid questions such as how long you can work without going to the toilet, etc. But the most brilliant was, “How did you learn about our organization?”
Flip nothing...
But she was on the railway.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №17183
 11.06.2009
I once noticed that in the winter the shrubs of the sirens bloomed as if they were in May, do you believe me or not?
I believe you, I know how to fuck myself.

[ + 590 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17182
 11.06.2009
I am a troll and an idiot.

All of. From tomorrow I will wear a section of the water pipes under my jacket. And if at least once a fool is going to drive around the traffic jams on the sidewalk and signal me to let him pass, I will drive his car to the fucking dogs.
I know you are in a hurry. Everyone is in a hurry. This is a fucking sidewalk. People have to walk, you know? Not another road for your car. I will not give up on your way. Even if you go out with darts, joke. Add the gas and smash me, well! The Eat? The same thing.
Fuck to fuck. Zhao-e-ba-li! to
Plus to you, gentlemen.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №17181
 11.06.2009
I understand drunk people, of course, but when the soup is poured out of the pot on a bowl and they start heating it, saying, "Now I'm burning tea!" - it's too much.

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №17180
 11.06.2009
When I was told that there was a photo of a blonde reading a book about installing and using FreeBSD in the electric drive, I naturally smiled, but when I saw that photo, and recognized myself there six months ago, I lay down from the hump...

[ + 53 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17179
 11.06.2009
Oh... when will Orbit "Socky Goodron" appear? The taste of childhood 😉

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №17178
 11.06.2009
xxx: Well what day... I broke the car in the morning, and now also lost the cap from the flash :(

[ + 56 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17177
 11.06.2009
There are no children added to me alone and they don’t ask me how I’m doing.? to

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17176
 11.06.2009
>>on: you can add more...
>>sitting around with a loved one, and pulling a glint wine
> and >
>>he: this is the truth I never drank it myself
Nothing is easier:
1) half a liter of wine (nk or more depending on how much you need...)
2) vanilla sugar - 2 bags per half litre
3) nails - by taste, here only after the experience is understandable, to begin a hint in the palm) unbinding!
1 half of lemon/orange
5) any other spices by taste (cork, muscat, etc.) not binding, as well as nail!
6) Warm up to state - hot drink
6)...
? ) The Profit!
bring the plz to the top, or people will dream of glintwein as unattainable perfection!

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №17175
 11.06.2009
XXX - Dress Up
I am not cold, my love is warm.
XXX – Don’t let go!
Good alcohol...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №17174
 11.06.2009
We live in a wonderful country. He went to drink pizza, became a father and married...

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №17173
 11.06.2009
and Aska:
Kash (08:49:11 9/06/2009)
Can I have a medical question?
shusha (08:49:55 9/06/2009)
Go if I know.
Kosh (08:50:40 9/06/2009)
How to fuck a nurse while on duty?
shusha (08:51:35 9/06/2009)
Rapidly

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №17172
 11.06.2009
Broadcast on TV of the Stanley Cup "Detroit"" Pittsburgh". The first game. Solemn casting (like the beginning of the series). In the central circle there are two hockey players (as it should be) and two somewhat rough uncles in elegant costumes. The whistle of the judge and these rough uncles throw each on the ice. Overall, in the central circle of the two squads, the hockeys look at each other in confusion...

The old man is resting.)

and Grazhdanin.

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