If the diploma is not issued, it will still be issued incorrectly.

The subway wagon trembles remarkably which gives an acceleration to the chest of the girl sitting opposite. The car shakes, my chest shakes, I tremble. by Mnz0

Breasts are breasts. They were so unilaterally judged by the girls.
On the other hand, they also have a pop.

xxx: the girl briefly acquainted took a shot with a samurai sword in underwear))) Well, the mind is not different)))) her name is Katya) Her girl wrote in the comments "This is katana?")))
So she answers "Yes, it’s me"

Forcing your girlfriend to shower is so small.
Gogolevsky Plushkin just smokes in the side if you wrote the truth about the soul.

Arsenic (22:20)
Your husband is a wise man.

Vladislava * (22:21):
I have my husband :D

Rats are the smartest animals after humans.
222: Who told you this?
The rats told him. We, say, the smartest, after you, people, go tell everyone else about it, let them know.

And yes 😉

I had a fun conversation with my dad:
How is it at school?
is normal
In what class are you already? In the sixth?
I am in the ninth...
How old are you?"

My mom once asked my dad:
What is the name of our daughter’s great boss?
Is she already going to school? Dad replied to her.

A man calls his year-old daughter Clyde. She says when she sleeps so cute, and when she wakes up - all fucking!

Mail to Diablo 3 chat:
Good morning to all!
2 Is it morning? OO

Article on the Hubble "Why, why and how did I buy apartments in California?"

How did you learn a duck to swim in the pool?
The most appropriate comment! Bravo to!
Here everyone started on the reliability of investments, on property tax, visas and formalities of registration.
You are at work right away!

I would like to ask you not to express yourself in the presence of these small subjects.

Hi you pu!
“Hello, eyes, nose and mouth!”! to

How did you get with your "wits" about football and "victory" of Russia... And I absolutely get rid of it! Because this fermented patriotism, this joy for the victory of the country in an absolutely none-needed foolish game with the ball are intended only to divert your attention from the real problems that in the country are only bore, not solved! Not going to the clinic, turn. And you get - doctors joke, you will recover or not, they are not going to worry about such salaries for you. At the stop came - 40 minutes stand, fuck, wait. Is it cool in summer, and in the frost? Corruption EVERYWHERE, even in kindergartens - you can put a child there even after 2 years of waiting, without giving money to the director's foot.
And you, fucking, are proud of this country, because its national team hunted the ball better than the Czechs?! Yes, I would have moved to the Czech Republic this moment to live, if possible, because there is a level of life! Even if their team lost forever.

And most importantly, if so. Why does a man need a tubus?

Well, it’s just simple – beer bottles can be thrown in it. The rest is a mystery, too.

Artificial aging of mice and the genes of youth:

Vanja (15:12:41 10/06/2012)
They will soon find out how to be forever young.

Vanja (15:12:53 10/06/2012)
You’ll fuck out the body and then it turns out that it’s 80 years old.

sergey (15:13:01 10/06/2012)
Beautiful and experienced.

sergey (15:13:05 10/06/2012)
I have 126 too.

Constantine: Do you want to reconsider something?
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A new superhero?
Tags: Soviet times
A daring boy from the area was bitten by a radioactive rabbit who escaped from a scientific laboratory named Joseph Stalin. He gained the power to eat carrots in infinite quantities and whiten them in the winter. He realized that his power was too great for evil. He decided to use it for good. He is alone against the evil and enemies of the Soviet Union. He is a brave!
The Fed.
Go to sleep!

I only love mosquitoes at night.

loss, 10.06.2012 19:27:58:
There were pediatric tests.
My Kent comes out of the office, his grandmothers ask "how were the questions? It is complicated"
Loss, 19:28:30
"It is a shit! The most difficult thing was about these...
About the Children"

Comments from the cinema:
X: A great movie... a little depressing, but it can’t be different... see what’s happening now with the younger generation, the depreciation (including in Russia).
Y: From the mouth of the victim sounds funny.)