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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №154403
 11.06.2020
Xxx: Worked in delivery, delivered pizza / sushi.

I take orders, (second order to the address, but not to the Apartment, but to the shlagbaum near the house)

The first order calls the administrator:

A: When will you arrive at the second address?

I: How do I order this, in 20 minutes, and what is it?

A: Aunt called, she is standing at the shlagbaum, waiting.

I: And what is she waiting for there? In the check it is written, come and call.

A: I don’t know, but please try faster.

I am: OK

It passes 5 minutes. The call again.

A: Call your aunt, tell her how long you will be, she called again, waiting to stand.

Oh yeah okay.

I call my aunt, I say, minutes 10-15, in response I hear why so long, I have already gone out and stand at the shlagbaum. I ignore the psychic, I say, wait.

And it started, calls every two minutes!!! I don't take the phone, I throw the first order-eat to my aunt.

I come in, the phone doesn’t stop ringing, I take the phone, I say I went in, where are you?

and...

Aunt comes out of a cottage near the shlagbaum! The guard works there.

I just fell.

She works near this rough shlagbaum, but within 20 minutes she calls me/the administrator, who stands, poor, freezes at the shlagbaum.

I don’t know what’s in the minds of such people.

(And it wasn’t long, it was delivered in less than an hour from the time of the order)



Yyy: Yeah, she was waiting for you while she was working in the bucket.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №154402
 11.06.2020
We owe everything good to the country, everything bad to the state.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №154401
 11.06.2020
The pictures decide everything.

He has appointed a new Financial Director. And it began...

Called in March and said that the orders are few and in connection with the latest events in the country and in the world it will be a long time, no premiums do not expect, the enterprise has come to difficult times.

I proved, argued that it was not necessary to do this, in large, it was about the monthly amount of 2.5 million rubles. I was twice warned that I would be fired as an employee whose opinion contradicts the founder’s.

Last words at the meeting:

"Who does not agree, I do not delay, I am ready to say goodbye to 40% of employees, this team will be enough for current orders, and there will be orders, we will recruit additional employees, Natalia Nikolaevna calculated everything."

After the last salary without a premium (which amounted to 30% of the salary) With the formulation "now difficult times, who is not satisfied, those do not hold" the people pulled for the passage - to be dismissed.

I report daily that the situation is ugly, when setting a good order, no one will do the job, specialists leave, with experience from 3 to 15 years. I offer to pay the premium for April and May, forming as a quarterly.

Answer: “Don’t panic, everyone will not be fired, stop working as a trade union worker, go to work. We have a monthly savings of 2.5-3 million.”

Today the meeting, calls the Director General, pleased:

- The factory won the tender for 600 mults, from tomorrow, organize work around the clock, the deadlines are shortened, until July 15, the order must be given.

I answered:

24-hour work is not possible, 25% of employees have been dismissed, and this is 60 employees. Order will not be completed before September.

Reported to the founder.

Tomorrow the founder calls for an extended meeting, the agenda "The reason for the flow of personnel in production, what was done so that employees did not resign."

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №154400
 11.06.2020
The African-American community so relentlessly rose on the robberies as a result of a peaceful protest, which demands the police to strangle another Negro.

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