This idiot, in order not to wash his dishes, wears them.
cellophane bag before eating, then remove and throw into the garbage.
and all! No need to wash the dish.
He is a genius!

I recently got into an accident, well, the menta came quickly, measured everything and asked to leave the road until all the papers were filled. He sits, therefore, drawing a drawing scheme. All the stripes were drawn, the machines were standing, the scalers were placed, and as the last strip where the sidewalk should be on the scheme, Tartuar wrote twice on different sides of the road. The dialogue between I and M:
Why is Tarot written?
M and what?
I don’t know, maybe the code name and all that.
No, not at all, but what is it about?
Well, as you can say, it’s tro-to-ar in general.
Mint looks out of the car and speaks to a colleague:
M1: Hearing and how is the tarture written?
M2 is Tro-to-Ar.
M1: Fuck, and I’m not the first time I’m writing this...give me a snack.

Without any comments.

We had a case at the lecture. Leads the Deputy Dean and says something about how to remove condensators from the circuit... his words:
- exclude condensators, because we do not like electromechanics to measure capacity.
A little later, I thought:
During the weekend, you can even move...

I bought two apples and multi-fruit today when I read the composition was in shock.
apple - water, milk, concentrated apple juice.
Multi-fruit - water, milk, concentrated multi-fruit juice

A friend arranged a salesman: "The mine was again at work on Wednesday. "A woman comes to us in the tent and does not look, but according to the habit she says, 'Hello girls,' and by the way, 'Oh...' when she sees me bearded. Well, I didn’t get confused, too, and I said:"Mdaaa, I’m such a...." :-D

X: I have to do something about it.
YYY: I have to do something with you.
XXX: And it’s also... it’s desirable to fuck me with a breasty brunette...

In the post:
In Russia, old computers are not thrown away, but taken to the country.
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In Russia, mobile phones are used by old grandmothers on their birthday. Ahh...

WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB!!! and :)

Happy Birthday to Nikola Tesla!! You are the genius of the future!!! to