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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №66841
 11.07.2012
I don’t know... go go.

Fighter: O_O

Cody: Get warm

I wanted to start clinging to the neighbor.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №66840
 11.07.2012
Blue is a file.
M is?
And while Aralock was beaten, the blood went through the nose. And to wipe out no time, fight because, only smashed on the face, the table fell, the hands, the key. and. and. and.
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Everything would be nothing. Do not come to me at this time, grandmother. and. and. When I, in the blood, tap on the keyboard and scratch into the monitor incomprehensible words.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
“She’ll never believe me again that a computer isn’t a machine that makes me crazy.”

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №66839
 11.07.2012
The Duma is reading a bill on censorship on the Internet, in particular, on the closure of Wikipedia. Earlier, the new Minister of Education announced the reduction of budget seats in universities. The Detective Conspiracy?

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №66838
 11.07.2012
xxx:In the beginning, when I was jailed with two aunts over 30, I was in mourning. And here I sit, and the aunt discusses the recipes. I didn’t have breakfast, until lunch three hours, inside everything burst, saliva drops, and these sadists argue, they put oil in the chicken or the soup is poured.Blajajajajajajaja... I didn’t stand, I say, what do you do, I live on one of the peelings and chips, and you are a chicken, a chicken.They quieted so, then they excused, and such a poor man, like on one of the chips, you live alone, without parents. And now I’m in full chocolate, aunts are pulling me home food not only for lunch, but also to take home.
YYY: What is the minus? The ugly?
XXX: No, you are cute guys. You can pull electricity with serious intentions, or another cake with rat poison will be.

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66837
 11.07.2012
YYY: Did you study psychology as an interview? I think what questions to ask?
xxx:no usually run on the resume, look at the adequacy of a person and all that.
yyy: more and more difficult in fact, resume and adequacy is not enough) I need to know how much an executive person is. Will he do whatever I say?
yyy:I came up with the question "Kiss me shoes" :D

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №66836
 11.07.2012
Luckily all the office cried)) throw the poster on the print "Factors that negatively affect young soldiers" one of the factors "intelligence"... and you will not argue))

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №66835
 11.07.2012
I heard on the radio, apparently, the wife’s congratulations:
Dear Dima, I sincerely congratulate you on your birthday, I wish you to remain as happy, sensitive, caring and loving. To my warm words join your loving children, brother and parents. We all love you very much and want to put you the song "The Forest Eagle".

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №66834
 11.07.2012
Questions and Answers:
%nickname %
How to get the same chocolate as in the shops?

The best answer:
by 4821
Buy chocolate in the store to melt and pour into the shape.

[ + 90 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66833
 11.07.2012
Close porn sites and home-2, rather than Wikipedia. We are against the closure of Wikipedia.

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66832
 11.07.2012
No, if you’re a loser, it’s for the rest of your life. Decided in which century to disassemble the dishes. I opened the closet and took a pot. Around the closet, the covers of the pot fell and hardly hit my leg. When I bended behind the lid, the door from the closet sharply clogged and with all of it knocked me on the head... Sitting down to drink tea - spread it, pouring some papers. I saved the papers, but when my mother came, it happened, because it was not that report, not that kind of thing.
Wear a talisman for good luck :)
She wore it. But he broke the chain and I lost him.

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