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[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №32825
 11.07.2010
XXX: What are you doing?
YYY: I work as an energy maker.
Do you run and jump like a pink rabbit?
YYY: No you did not understand. I am not a rabbit. I am a battery that is inserted into the pink rabbits and they start to run and jump.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №32824
 11.07.2010
Punkgerla (2:20) :
Yes, we met for 3 years and then for another six months I shared it with the wolf then he sent me because I called him when he had raids since then I hate the wolf and blizzard

Punkgerla (2:21) :
and all the others
L is

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №32823
 11.07.2010
OdnaTakaja: All greetings :-* I have been very interested in airplanes here in recent days, please advise movies about them, preferably with vampires

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №32822
 11.07.2010
YYY: How did you get there?? to
XXX is great. The hats did not even bother, but vice versa. Daddy and brother were so synchronously shaking their heads when shaking that I barely resisted not to include what is love )))))))

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №32821
 11.07.2010
She (02:44:55 11/07/2010)
Let’s experiment with the chicken in a week!

He (02:45:12 11/07/2010)
I like that word ?

He (02:45:22 11/07/2010)
Do you buy pellets for any case?

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №32820
 11.07.2010
He launched the cat Businka on Uruguay-Germany, really rushed to eat Germany.
Could anyone check the hamsters?
YYY: There are no hamsters, so I decided to try it. He poured two plates of okroshka, on one he wrote Germany, on the other Uruguay. I looked, I thought, and I ate Uruguay... Then I thought, and I ate Germany too, and I was hurt to eat hunting.
zzz: I have the same snack, I just wanted to eat so much that I forgot to write who where... maybe none?

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №32819
 11.07.2010
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! How are you young???? to
I experience the standard problems of 18-year-olds who have neither school nor work.
XXX: Well, that’s all going wrong, just cheating the chat at all...

[ + 65 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32818
 11.07.2010
I introduce the headlines of the future news: "The Eighty-legged Paul has elected a new president of the United States", "Paul and Maya are putting on 2012", British scientists have unveiled the secret of the eighty-legged"...

[ + 60 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32817
 11.07.2010
Q: I wonder why none of the extras like those who cheer their skill on TNT has tried to guess the outcome of at least one match?! to
Manna is missing.)

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №32816
 11.07.2010
The case in the ambulance (common chat):
xxx: Oh my brother! How is life?
Hi... Not very...
XXX: What is it?
Yes, the cat was hurt.
XXX: What, in the shoe was a joke?
Announcements: Funny chat player xxx for 99999 minutes, author [EGM)KoT. Reason: Nifiga, I am pure!

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №32815
 11.07.2010
Correspondence in stones
YYY- a week to go out terrible under 35 in the shade - you have nights now dark as resin - class
We have a little bit of fire, a few degrees higher.
and the nights are really black) like) the truth of the cockroach to the 10th floor jumps, I don't believe it, but the cat catches

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №32814
 11.07.2010
The best gift is a book. In the laptop...

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №32813
 11.07.2010
You are a zoophile! She is not an animal, she is a goddess.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №32812
 11.07.2010
Once a year and the stick shoots.
YYY: I feel sympathy...

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №32811
 11.07.2010
Poland :
Now fuck the fuck.

Poland :
fucking

Poland :
Time to Sleep

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №32810
 11.07.2010
Listening to the cafe at the box.

The young man calls:
Allo is? Hello to you, Masha. What? How is pregnant? And again? Masha, is it enough?

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №32809
 11.07.2010
Abigail (21:30:06 10/07/2010)
I have a 8-)

Philip Jay Fry (21:30:32 10/07/2010)
I have a squeezing leg...

[ + 47 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32808
 11.07.2010
Do you know that there is a movie that stars Schwarzenegger, Stallone, Willis and Statham at the same time?
and yes? How is he called? “The Home of the Elderly?”

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №32807
 11.07.2010
I went on a journey with friends, the weather was the most disgusting, then the rain, then the rain, and one very important thing in my opinion I realized for the rest of my life: Under the rain, you can eat soup forever.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №32806
 11.07.2010
Open the window, you have hypoxia due to lack of oxygen
Which window? Explorers of what?
xxx: I am talking

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