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I took a cold shower and felt like a girl deprived of her virginity.
xxx: first want to scream and unpleasant, and then even liked

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I came to work in one office today, I needed to go to the 21st floor...So I remembered this recording:

“While you’re in the elevator, raise your compressed fist up and stretch – be a Superman.”

and stood all the way in the "superman’s position"
Then I go out such a step, and the guard looks strangely at me... Oh, how did I know that there were cameras in the elevators??? >_<"

You are a victim of the internet.

News on one Chelyabinsk portal "Soviet ice cream returns: now fruit and berries"
The comments:
A joke from life, told a friend. They went to Ukraine. They decided to buy ice cream at the store and something in the range reminded them of the Soviet tomato ice cream. A friend asks the trade "A tomato ice cream you have?"Trade in response "and where do you come from?"A friend "From Chelyabinsk"Trade with your Bazar "Va-al, you can imagine Chelyabinsk tomato ice cream does!!and "

The Master with Margarita. Read another book.

Emilio, this is what the factory of technicians means.
In the chat for the third hour there is a fight, which began with the calculation of gasoline spent on burning car headlights....)))

I came from the army. The jokes about the military have become funny.

XHH: I have come to know why a stylus is attached to the touch Nokia, which it does not actually need
WOW: And why then?
XHH: It turns out, it is vital for them to get the strawberries out of the bowl and not stick their sticky fingers into the screen.

As children cease to believe in Santa Claus, so my cat ceased to believe in the glove.

I wrote a post in ZJ, a long time, mistaken button and moved to another site, press back... and I wrote the post, editing the old record, respectively, no shit was preserved. In desperate hope for a new recording - maybe in the drawing! A new window opens: to recover from the drawing?
Yes to!! to
An old test result appears:
You are an elephant!
X_X O

There are two TV programs on my cat’s TV: when he sits on the window, he watches what’s going on on the street. When I put him out of the window, he looks at what’s going on in my house.

xxx: I meet here in the hallway of the institute one former employee of the department, an elderly under 70. We talked about that, about that. At the end of the conversation she said to me:
How is Professor Orlov? Send him a greeting from me.
Professor Orlov has been dead for four years.
What are you saying?!! It was such a wonderful man... It was such a great man... It was such a pity... Well, send me a greeting...

From the series "who has what democracy":
and Paris. In order to suppress the riots in Paris, police had to use watermelons and shoot rubber bullets. Students set fire to cars, stormed shops and cafes, threw stones and bottles at police and gendarmes, and tried to storm the Sorbonne.
and Athens. During the riots on the streets of Athens more than a hundred people were wounded, another 500 were poisoned with tear gas.
and Minsk. People are on buses in Minsk!! People knock, smile and remain silent. More than 150 people were arrested. A bloodthirsty father made terror. Hate and hatred!

A year and a half ago, I got the rights, but I didn’t tell my parents.
Early in the morning, we are going with the family out of town, and here I happen to say that I can drive.
Dad sharply jumping and rubbing his hands screams at the whole house that he finally waited for this moment, gets a bottle of beer from the refrigerator and splashes on the passenger seat...

Are you ready for a running master class?
Polina: You wanted to give
Dimych: It will work out there.

On the subject of reservations)

Our rector in front of the entire university with a serious expression of the face: "And I hurt... khm, forgive me... And I said it long ago!!That’s just what he’s been saying a long time ago no one has heard of ?

I will not be able to go to the cinema tomorrow.
What if I borrow?
Valerych: I see you progress, now you are a good hop

She: Who have you just talked to about eight centimeters and lubrication?
He is stupid! A friend asked me to repair the cooler on the compass.

by Pepper ;(

Saint_Papa request for authorization
Galvenz: Who are you?
Saint_Papa is Artem?
I am, who are you?
Saint-Papa: I have a secret assignment to you
Galvenz: What is it?? to
Saint_Papa: You have to help your family.
Galvenz: Chew up the smoke
Saint_Papa: Generally speaking, buy bread. It is your father. At home, we will talk about your bustling with me. So far