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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №130547
 11.07.2016
XX: I have a pacifist view of the world. It remains to come up with how to kill all the nasty hams and wretches.
yyy: Dada, I also thought of the Siberian ulcer...We are real pacifists with you =)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №130546
 11.07.2016
Be careful, fool
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I decided to share! My girlfriend read on the internet that they are losing weight from mine. Thank God to the man who wrote this.
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It will lift you up and you will lose weight :)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №130545
 11.07.2016
I will clarify:

Well, it is originally so created by nature (god, creator, demiurg, flying pasta monster - it is necessary to emphasize) that if two want more than communicate, then their genitals must be OF DIFFERENT shape. The law only confirms that. Because it is nefigured.

Not more than communicating, but continuing, because only this is important to Mother Nature (God, LMM and even with them). And whoever there just touches - these beings are deeply fooled.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №130544
 11.07.2016
Quote from my beloved boss:
We will not be paid for this work. And since we do it for free, we need to do it quickly.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №130543
 11.07.2016
Wake up now. No one loves us as we are. This is a false lie. We are loved as beautiful, cheerful and cheerful. and cared for.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №130542
 11.07.2016
XXX: How do you feel?
WOW: It seems better... The girl is missing...
You have a leg in the plaster almost from your ass to your heel, you can’t get up enough, and you lack girls? You are a troll, Daddy! xd
Why should I get up??? Girls can go to bed. :D

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №130541
 11.07.2016
"And if a heterosexual goes on the street, fucking his girlfriend"
You are wonderful! :DD

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №130540
 11.07.2016
About the Euro 2016 Portugal-France final:
Yes, there were moments.
XHH: But unfortunately - history does not tolerate "what if"
What if "Hitler won"
xxx: Or "and what if Kokorin scored 15 goals"
Hitler is more real.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №130539
 11.07.2016
The client asked to send an e-mail to scan the document and in the subject of the letter to indicate "for Dresden". On the park he wrote "for the Woods". After 20 minutes, the manager of that company calls back and half whispering: - We have the floor of the office inadequate. To whom specifically to hand over documents?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №130538
 11.07.2016
In being a gun seller often have to hear the opinion of this esoteric, the type of weapon attracts trouble.
A fire extinguisher to fire.
And tablets from cough tuberculosis so pull.
If the seat belt is attached to the accident.

[ + 43 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №130537
 11.07.2016
Received
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You can see that you are far from the question. People in civil marriage have no rights.
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Civil marriage is a marriage registered in the Civil Status Acts Registry (ZAGS). What you, hypocrites and fools, love to call this phrase is called legally coexistence.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №130536
 11.07.2016
On request in Google "haired black hole" the first five references in the case. Stephen Hawking and all that. Quality porn only from the sixth and below. The world is hopeless.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №130535
 11.07.2016
There is a girl I know that I have been paying attention to for a year, today gave:

How you treat your car can be judged by how you will treat your girlfriend. (Obviously hinting on the dust on the car, although I monitor the technical condition well).

You are right, you should be treated like a car. You know how I suffered with the old Ford - I was constantly breaking, my nerves trembled, I spent a little time on him. Now that I’ve taken the car again, I’m just happy.

I should have seen her face.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №130534
 11.07.2016
Portugal could be disqualified.
The use of forbidden magic. Have you seen the butterfly on Ronaldo’s face?
Gandalf sent it.
and AGA. The butterfly whispered to him: Run away, fools!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №130533
 11.07.2016
I decided to share! My girlfriend read on the internet that they are losing weight from mine. Thank God to the man who wrote this.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №130532
 11.07.2016
The child is the concentration of man. Like juppies: just add food)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №130531
 11.07.2016
Please borrow an umbrella for lunch. Please
What about the wet shirts competition?
xx: in the children's clinic I fear a strict jury will be

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №130530
 11.07.2016
My went out for a walk with friends, says one of the friends, the husband called 10 times! When you are loved, I miss you, bla bla bla. You don’t call me.) The next day he says: a break, miracle did not happen, it turns out that the husband waited for a girlfriend, gave the child and went to drink beer and watch football >_<

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №130529
 11.07.2016
XXX: What is it? And the gaming? Can you show me the certificate? Or can I just take a hospital leave to play the next good game? Exacerbating the type.

YYY: ICD-10 (International Classification of Diseases), Class V, F63 Disorders of Habits and Habits, F63.0 Pathological Attraction to Gambling (Ludomy). For a diagnosis, contact a psychiatrist at the nearest clinic.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №130528
 11.07.2016
to this:

Here is the puzzle and gathered: the decision maker is the specialist who decides.

The cardinal decides, I must say.

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