I was finally called by the bank’s security service yesterday.

So many posts I read, how picabushners send, mock them, and so on.! to



I was bored because of my current position. I decided to talk to them.

The call:

The fraudster (M): Hello, this is the security service of your bank! My name is Edik. Is it MikeG? From your map was made a translation to the Russian Federation. Do you confirm the translation?

I’m... scary... No! I did not do that translation.

M: I record the information. So, it’s fraudsters trying to steal your money. Cancel the translation?

I: Of course we cancelled it! How is it? What to do now?

Don’t worry, the translation has been cancelled. We will set up your protection so that this will not happen again. Now you will receive an SMS from the number 900, there will be a verification code.

SMS is coming

I: Yes it has arrived!

M is great! Phone number checked, now tell me, did you give someone your card number?

I: No of course!

M: I record the information. You may have a virus on your phone. Now we can cure it with an antivirus program. Go to the Play Market and enter the word "support" in the search. The first app that appears in the list must be installed. It is called TeamViewer Quick Support.

I am Taak. I entered “support”, what should I choose?

M: The first line.

I: The first one?

M: Yes, the first, TeamViewer Quick Support.

I: And it’s not written that it’s from Sberbank. Why is?

M: This is a common program for all banks, put it!

I: I am setting up.

It takes 2-3 minutes *

Q: Is it established?

I: Something didn’t work right away, now the installation has begun.

M: Okay, I am waiting for you.

It takes another 2-3 minutes.

I: It has been established!

M: I record the information. Go to Annex. What do you see there?

I: Yeah... whoever knew what I should see, I didn’t put Timweaver on myself. I see this program.

Q: What do you see on the screen?

I am the program. I do not understand the question.

Q: Do you see the Setup or Setup bar there?

I: Wait, right now...

In a minute *

I : Yes! I found!

M: Go to the settings, scroll to the right, see the ID and numbers below it?

I : Yes!

M is great! I record the information. Dict the numbers.

I said: Yes shit! How many numbers are there in the idishnik? Screenshot by Google* Record 714 141 134

M: I record the information. 714 141 134. is right?

I : almost. 714 141 137.

M: I record the information.



After that, they tried several times to connect this idishnik to my phone. Asked to enter the settings again, repeat ID. Then asked to reinstall TimViewer, again history with ID.

Somewhere in the fifteenth minute of the conversation, the guy began to get nervous.

I asked how much money was on the card. My answer was that there were 139 500 rubles that calmed him down.



When TimVier failed, he asked me to dictate the "robot system" card number, its expiration date and CVV.

I "seek" a map for 5 minutes, periodically negotiating with Edick.

It includes a “robotized system”, which with a crying voice says very loudly that it is activated (in the background you can hear conversations of Edik’s colleagues on the camera).

A quick googling gives the screen of the Sber map, I dictate the number.

M: Great, did you say everything to the robotic system?

I: It seems to be.

M: Now the technical department will send you a SMS, you will need to name the code from there.

It takes a few minutes *

I: Why so long?

M: It’s outside of my competence, we’ll wait.

I am OK.

SMS: It does not come

M: According to the technical department, you should have received a message. has arrived?

I : No. Nothing came.

M: I’ll send you one more now.

In two minutes *

M: Has it come now?

I : No. Why is everything so difficult?

M: Let’s check the card number and other data. Do not tell me anything. Only a robotic system.

Repeat everything

There were several more attempts to write off money from "my card", but no SMS came.

Then he said that maybe during the conversation I don’t get a SMS or maybe I got a message in the app. I left the phone and called back in a minute.

Then he asked me to reboot the phone, maybe it was rubbing.

At the 47th minute, the guy gave up, dropped the phone and did not call again.



I hope that because of my boredom they managed to deceive at least one person less that day.

I stayed in the yard of a large ZK, I rent an apartment here. A court like a court, such thousands across the Russian Federation are scattered. I was stuck so that I couldn’t leave. He left the phone under the glass.

The next thing just struck me, I didn’t even believe at first that the man was serious. I am the driver of the car.

I am a good day. You are worried about your car. You struck me, I can’t go out, take away, pj, the machine.

A - Yes, I saw that underper, turn to the driver of the neighbor's car. Let him clean.

I’m sorry, but you struck me, not the driver of the neighbor’s car.

I am on vacation in Moscow, please do not worry. I will come in a week.

What week is it??? Are you serious? I have to go. You hurt me!! to

Young man, you put the car not in your place. Pray and wait! Next time, don’t put where you need to, there’s usually no one parking.

I - But I parked there, didn't break anything! I rented an apartment in this area. Do you hear yourself?

I am all resting!



I put on the phone!! My steel nerves didn’t stand.

I call again.

Let’s resolve the issue! I need to go somewhere now and somewhere else on Sunday. Pay me a taxi, I will take off the checks and we will consider the matter closed.

B – You have to go – you pay.



That I was angry, everyone heard. The guard ran, saying that this individual was constantly behaving. Everyone goes through the forest. Well I think okay. I call the GIBD, from the fifth time I called to the appropriate department. described the situation. I gave him the number. In five minutes he will call.

Sorry, I will now transfer all the money to you by taxi, cancel the evacuator, pj. I have translated. And a minute later they call from GIBDD and ask, you were able to agree, I take a call to the evacuator. Take a picture, as if you agreed.

And this morning I wrote that I planned to go to a remote place (there really 1500 at one end of the road), polite asked to remove the car, or to unlock me. I come in the evening, his car is not there. I think thank you, finally. There was a great scratch on the cap. Well, small people and avenge small. I asked for a video from the camera. Everything is well seen there. We will seek justice by legal means. Even if it was him, he had already punished himself. No one has repealed the Boomerang Law.

Coronavirus – a political infection

When it comes to taking the driving exam in the United States, I also have a history.
My brother has been driving a car in Odessa for a long time, and his wife is not at all. They came and need to ride - not to earn money, but to move. Then with foreign licenses to take the driving was not necessary, and the theoretical exam is not necessary. In the evening I read a book on the subject and went to take it over. My wife gave up, but my brother did not. How is it? The most primitive questions and he is a driver with an experience?! to
Approaches to a dumb citizen who took the exam:
Could you explain why I did not give up?
– Well, look... – and puts a spell on a sheet in which the brother puts the crosses opposite the answers.
Of the 20 questions, only three were answered correctly.

The brother looks and sees that the truffle belongs to the variant B, and he passed the test of the variant A, which he gladly immediately indicated to the instructor - the mistake, say, came from your side. The examiner answers:
I know nothing. I was the first day at work and the supervisor gave me this template, and I will not bother it because of nonsense!
had to transfer.

Sophia, can you tell me how you met your mom?
I was working at the pharmacy then, and he came for condoms and asked for the size of XXXL... And then after the wedding I found out that this pot is getting stuck...