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[ + 48 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69879
 11.09.2012
Not from a good life this popularity of loneliness. For example, when men of the reproductive age of 20+ have to either scratch or scratch, because 90% of their peers need to have time to sell their youth and beauty more expensive, looking for a "successful and experienced" gross sum on BMW.

[ + 29 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69878
 11.09.2012
I am looking for a girl who flew on 09.09.2012 flight SU1450 at place 11E

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №69877
 11.09.2012
With my daughter (3 years old) at the adult hospital. Everyone congratulates the culprit, daughter (crying everyone) - "I also want to congratulate! Give me too! The AAA! Congratulations to you!"
Following this dialogue:

I: Congratulations
All guests immediately shift the focus to the child.
D: Congratulations on your birthday!
I: Well wish for something...
D: I want... I want...? I want Barbie!

[ + 57 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69876
 11.09.2012
He rescued a neighbor's old woman from a neighbor's drunk. He really moved him away a little and suggested to leave.
The old lady, giving testimony to the district officer, barely sat me and said: "He pushed his head, he fell and struck his head at the wall. He himself was guilty." And he continued to list the "crimes" of this drunken woman. He smokes in the entrance, he loudly quarrels with his wife and generally shit. When the drunkard heard of the old lady's testimony, he wrote down all his bruises and knots on me.
I no longer save the old man. I did not like.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №69875
 11.09.2012
Quick Start Guide.pdf - 489 pages... really fast

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №69874
 11.09.2012
>> Timati is allowed to listen from the age of 6 and Abba is 18+ only.

Well, if on the level of mental development - then everything is right, except that ABBAs little polstili, somewhere 12-14 years is normal.

A very good propaganda move! ABBA will be listening from 12 years of age "as big" and the timati - the west will be, because"for kindergartens"

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №69873
 11.09.2012
>> Timati is allowed to listen from the age of 6 and Abba is 18+ only.

Well, if on the level of mental development - then everything is right, except that ABBAs little polstili, somewhere 12-14 years is normal.

A very good propaganda move! ABBA will listen from 12 years of age "as big" and this *happiness - the west will be, because"for kindergartens"

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №69872
 11.09.2012
XXX is
What happened?
YYYY
You were accidentally blocked - the block is removed.
XXX is
The compensation?
YYYY
You were quickly unblocked.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №69871
 11.09.2012
>>After writing on paper " Recommended to visit Laura!"

ha ha! I generally stated - you lived with your pressure for two weeks - and you will live the same time, and my reception in 5 minutes ends!"

The Sadists...

[ + 5 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69870
 11.09.2012
If a woman doesn’t like Star Wars, she should understand why she was kicked out of her apartment at night.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №69869
 11.09.2012
We play with a friend in WOT, at the same time on Skype we discuss the features of tanks.
Friend: I have recently noticed that the Russian tanks have a very weak right arm.
Wife (passing by): It’s because there’s a liver...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №69868
 11.09.2012
On Saturday at 13:15 I go to Bob Marley.
YYYYY: Sash, the concert?
XXX: O_o
YYYYY: Sash, the concert?
XXX: O_o
ZZZ : Ahahahah Yes, there will be Kurt Cobain on the back vocal and Michael Jackson on the subdance.)

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69867
 11.09.2012
The philosopher Immanuel Kant was famous for his punctuality. He always returned from college at the same time. The visitors of Königsberg literally checked the clock on him: “Oh, Mr. Professor has gone. It is 19!”
and

Years later, I walk around Worsell and see a drunk man falling from a bicycle under the bush. I help to get up. From the courtyard near me they shout, “Why are you doing this? He’s here every day at 5 o’clock.”
And then I remembered Kant. And I felt proud of Worsell – now he’s a little like Konigsberg!

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №69866
 11.09.2012
Lost a bustle (wrapped from the rope from the balcony). Please return for a modest reward.
I’ll show you my naked breasts.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №69865
 11.09.2012
XXXXXX(16:53:08 10/09/2012)
The perfume company will release the fragrance "Vladimirsky Central"))))
YYYYYY (16:53:32 10/09/2012)
sweat, tobacco, moisture, a mild smell of parachute?

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №69864
 11.09.2012
An impotent is like a prisoner partisan: he would shoot everyone, but no weapons.

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69863
 11.09.2012
From the forum, discussion of the biblical motive for the expulsion of Adam and Eve from Paradise:

CHC: I understood, according to Christian mythology, that a god-type cloned people from himself and gave them a puddle. They were imbeciles and did not realize that they were naked and could fuck, but they ate from the pulp in the heat and did not die. When they hid the forbidden fruit, they loaded an archival info with a high graffiti of secrecy. In order not to risk and create a precedent, as with Lucifer, God drove them out of paradise, depriving them of the wickedness and death sentence, but they turned out to be very fruitful. He damned them by the flood, but it didn’t work. Fire and sulfur from heaven are again a wreck. In short, he had already cursed once that he had created humans, but it was too late.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №69862
 11.09.2012
Anastasia

Good day. I can't register with you on the forum, maybe I'm doing something wrong. What Means
Write through the space of the number: 2 5 3???? to
I enter 2 5 3. but the system gives me that my answer is not true. Thanks in advance

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №69861
 11.09.2012
to support:
Dear colleagues! I cannot go to the website of the Committee of the DG of the Russian Federation on budget and taxes - writes that this is a porn resource - many share this opinion, but this should not interfere with free access to this site, especially. There are no such problems with other GDR committees. Please respond promptly and resolve this problem.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №69860
 11.09.2012
If you want to save a relationship, don’t ask a woman about the past, but a man about the future.

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