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[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №9826
 11.09.2008
The builders are burning, we have a building near the store, a large one and there is a tower crane, but the two workers in the hole were to walk to the other end of the construction, they climbed into a large iron boiler, attached it to the crane and flew.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №9825
 11.09.2008
news of Yandex, Novosibirsk, first line :

1st Inhabitant of Novosibirsk fell out of the window, saving a bottle of vodka

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №9824
 11.09.2008
He is:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
He is:
I want to be Dad.
She is:
What kind of dad?
He is:
At least what!
He is:
Not the Roman.
She is:
What are your years.
He is:
I want it!
She is:
It does not work right now, at least 9 months is needed)))
He is:
But in order for it to work out in nine months, now you need to make some effort, but not to whom.
She is:
Do not cry, but...
He is:
All of it! Go to the next window.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №9823
 11.09.2008
Strix Rufus
The brain-eating lake ameba killed 6 Americans in a year.
In my opinion, they greatly underestimate the scale of this single-cell activity in the United States.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №9822
 11.09.2008
A friend is pleased. He says he removed left friends from the list of contacts for half an hour, until he realized he was sitting with his sister’s arm.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №9821
 11.09.2008
XX: Why did you put me a loss in this game? The Rambler Billionaire
Because you are bad and delayed time.
You are a bad guy, the general called me!
You are twice a bad guy...your general is me!


[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №9820
 11.09.2008
On April 17, xxx will take part in the meeting of the 19th Day at Temich
April 19 xxx left the group Virgins

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №9819
 11.09.2008
Fuck, here I sit drunk, put mayonnaise on the bread from a small hole in the bag, and in the shower I niibasso a French chef over another masterpiece

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №9818
 11.09.2008
One of the chiefs of the customs department showed me a service written by one employee to another. The text is approximately like "Please punish the wicked X, who received a bribe in the amount of ZZZ when making a transaction with U, while we all take NNN when making such transactions".

[ + 44 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №9817
 11.09.2008
Here we have a Russificator, and in Tatarstan what? The Tatarist?

2: :D I have a car with the same sound starts.)))))

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №9816
 11.09.2008
And now what to do with the body?

Sori, not there

OZIO: Hoyace is not there OO

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №9815
 11.09.2008
This erection disappears in the morning :(

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №9814
 11.09.2008
Cms

Hi to. How is it? It is Lena. If you overload Windows, the entire memory of the computer will be lost. If there is nowhere to look for her.

0 - I don't even know what to answer.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №9813
 11.09.2008
A: The topic of Ji/Shi remains unresolved.
B: What is in it? “Y” with whispers is written through “Y”.
c: About “Y” is written through “Y” wrote in the notebook...

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №9812
 11.09.2008
xxx> yesterday looked blue and did not turn off Dolby :(
YYY> is it so?
xxx> at 3.40 at night drunk in the bad friend knocked in the aska
yyy> have you heard?
xh> we slept a lot. The wife jumped like a sparkle - grit go open the door, I'm afraid. Stand up pop.
yyy> yyy?
The shepherd slept next to the door. I forgot about it, I didn’t turn on the light.
yyy> you don’t like the shrimp.
hh> He came, tried to remove his leg, fucked up.
yyy> and myth?
hh> He knocked his forehead at the door. She bitten her leg from anger. The bone is whole, but the leg has been spit.
yyy> forgive the gspd!
When I woke up, there was no one at the door. I went to the bathroom and cooled my cheek on my forehead.
YYY> is it 2?
The cat laughed where it was not necessary, she marked him with a wreath and he went under the bath.
Q&A and Q&A?
A> She poured milk into the plate and put it in front of the bathroom :(
Q&A: Do you want to go?
Wow> I went in, locked the door and went in.
H&M and Fuck?
H&M: No shit in the plate. Her leg left, fell with his back on the bathroom door, whipped her with his shoulders and head.
Oh you> Oh you! Fuck me?
Wow> When I got to the computer, it was lighting. It has the status of "splu". Finish with a dumb knife.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №9811
 11.09.2008
The more a man is a philosopher, the less he wants to work.

c) Sj

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №9810
 11.09.2008
Pressure in front of the windows in GAI. A solid type of man gets caught up from everyone

The sides. He is constantly called on his cell phone, he is screaming the crowd.

He gives instructions for work. In one of these calls:

What is? Do you have this document on your computer? Come into my crossing!

You are logged in, user, password.

Here he stumbled, covered the phone with his hand and whispered loudly:

T-shirts are strings!

He removed his hand from the pipe and then:

In small letters, no gaps.

[ + 49 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №9809
 11.09.2008
In a small American town, a businessman decided to open a

The Cabbage. The problem is that he was on the same street with the church.

Of course, the church leadership did not satisfy this, and on each

It urged the citizens to oppose the preaching, and to pray that God

He punished an unfair businessman. The day before the announced opening of the cabbage

There was a strong thunderstorm, lightning struck the cabbage and it burned to the ground. Churches

pleased, but for a short time - the owner of the cabbage filed against them in court with

Request for compensation for damage. They naturally denied everything. Listened

The judge said, “I still don’t know what judgment to make.

But from the material of the case it follows that some owner of the cabbage believes in the power of

prayer, and all the church leadership – for some reason not...”

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №9808
 11.09.2008
Are you damn proud? Their own earnings? Their own economy? Or the government?
I am proud of my country! of Russia! The country is not the earnings, not the government, not the economy. The country is the people. The country is a wheat field, a berry grove, a girl smiling at you from the bus window. They are snowmen in the spring and snowmen in the summer. These guys are ready to strike anyone who is bad about Russian. Not to go, to bring him to court, but just to fill his mouth. Russia is a screw with the last office for 70 rubles, it is hot cakes with potatoes from smiling grandmothers on the street. How can you explain to a person who measures love by earnings, what is Russia? I’m proud to tell you, idiot, that I’m Russian. With a small salary, murdered by the economy and a stupid government.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №9807
 11.09.2008
Light: pasha hello-u me on comp virus sits (Trojan) how to remove it?
Cwer: launch - programs - Trojan - uninstall

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